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CaptainPrice-141 t1_j6c6gbg wrote
Reply to comment by weloveplants in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Italian cope
MoronTheBall t1_j6c5y3k wrote
Reply to comment by EarRubs in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
It's an acronym for Big Release of Annoying Asphyxiating Air Bubbles
danirox419 t1_j6c5wy1 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Lucky
danirox419 t1_j6c5tr3 wrote
Tucan Sam
Ep1cOfG1lgamesh t1_j6c5sqn wrote
They didn't get sofa
Tiedyeinstein t1_j6c5cej wrote
Reply to comment by Jackrwood in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Pitbull/bulldog
[deleted] t1_j6c55ns wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
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GeneOtheGreen t1_j6c54nv wrote
It was cold, her headlights were on Hi-beam
AdTypical6494 t1_j6c530p wrote
yabbah dabba doo?
chemical_oink t1_j6c52y2 wrote
The punchline is: In Dubai they don't watch the Flintstones but in Abu Dhabi they Abu-Dhabi-Doooooooooo!
Waitsfornoone t1_j6c50h5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Another Bot that needs to grow up a bit.
FormicaDinette33 t1_j6c4xrb wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Matt
JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j6c4s65 wrote
Reply to comment by markonedublyew in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
He was Olli Jokinen!
unclesamtattoo t1_j6c4e0k wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Tug
unclesamtattoo t1_j6c47ff wrote
Reply to comment by agiro1086 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A man with no arms that's just been pulled from the grave? Doug.
Hot_Routine6376 t1_j6c3k49 wrote
ELI5 please
[deleted] t1_j6c3j2n wrote
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jeffersonairmattress t1_j6c3hs4 wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
It would be the only cup OP’s town will ever celebrate.
Mountain_Sorbet_4063 t1_j6c3fu6 wrote
An empty house no furniture etc
Ewetootwo t1_j6c3b27 wrote
So you lost 20% of your fries - couch potato.
Steady-Nutty t1_j6c31ms wrote
Reply to comment by weloveplants in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Don’t know much about everything else you said, but your British observations are spot on. The police are cunts and our food is great.
congenial1 t1_j6c2md2 wrote
Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
That was a Lowe one.
DramaReasonable8473 t1_j6c2947 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Nothing because he can never come
Zygarde718 t1_j6c2092 wrote
Reply to comment by dinosee in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
Sounds like there was a table of reasons for it!
forbins_mockingbird t1_j6c6kvv wrote
Reply to Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
They got me worse, 25% of my roof is gone…oof this is bad