Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Soleserious OP t1_j6c1wue wrote
Reply to comment by markonedublyew in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Mcjesus Christ that was a bad joke. 😏
Lurifaks1 t1_j6c1mqw wrote
Reply to comment by Jackrwood in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
pug
TurnItOffAndBackOnXD t1_j6c1m9c wrote
Reply to comment by theOBLIVIOUSpun in our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
No, that’s the teacher with a lazy eye.
TurnItOffAndBackOnXD t1_j6c1f1v wrote
Bad taste and I’ve seen it before.
Obito_07_ t1_j6c1b9i wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Hot dog
yongfong87 t1_j6c15ls wrote
Living in a world with people that dont have it
Remarkable_Band_8435 t1_j6c1301 wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
It should become easier and more enjoyable with practice.
Metboy1970 t1_j6c0zyz wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Onion_7473 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
She apparently made a Messier all over his face.
Kwen_Oellogg t1_j6c0ksf wrote
Well, Mussolini did make the trains run on time.
Angry_Dragon28 t1_j6c0j7r wrote
Reply to comment by JPMerola in What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? by nosrednehnai
So you just sit around on reddit all day, scrolling and waiting until you find something to be offended at? Have you considered the fact that it being potentially offensive is what makes it funny?
Here's an idea, if you see a freshly laid dog shit on the side walk. Do you walk around it and think nothing of it? Or do you roll around in it yelling and screaming, I don't like it, I don't like it.
The only thing that's threatened by what I'm saying is your precious ego. If I saw you or someone else carry on this way outside in public. You can count on me opening my mouth and saying something then to. It's gotten me into trouble more times than I can count. As you can see it's very unlikely that I'll ever learn my lesson.
Obito_07_ t1_j6c0if0 wrote
Chick
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MasterCrang t1_j6c08jy wrote
I Chair-ish your sense of humor
Soleserious OP t1_j6c07uu wrote
Reply to comment by whatta_rush in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I am serious and don’t call me McSorely.
oneaccountaday t1_j6c05he wrote
Reply to comment by Jackrwood in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
This is the beginning of a great joke all on its own.
[deleted] t1_j6c049h wrote
Reply to comment by mrben77 in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
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StinkyLettuce t1_j6bzzzm wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
confucious say
procrastination like masturbation
feel good at time
but in end only fucking self
The_Ole_Dick_Twist t1_j6bzyx9 wrote
Bonk
relaxedhamster7 t1_j6bzurw wrote
Woodpecker
JPMerola t1_j6bzsr7 wrote
Reply to comment by Angry_Dragon28 in What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? by nosrednehnai
I didn't determine anything as funny or not. Obviously based on his response I informed the OP of the potential for offense, that he had not considered. Such anger in a comedy thread is not much more appropriate than you found mine. And nowhere near the manly & threatening response you've convince yourself it is. If you're calling another man a name, you obviously don't have the verbal & mental skills that are required for the circumstance. Seek help, before you try to threaten/insult the wrong person in life, & get hurt.
MarshmallowDroppings t1_j6bznsl wrote
This is not oriented for the right crowd
JBYTuna t1_j6bzl5o wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Lump. Joe Cartoon says so.
BearPisss t1_j6bzkt3 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Hotdog
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Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
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SigmoidF t1_j6c1xlp wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Scooter