Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Rick-burp-Sanchez t1_j6bve2e wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Ok I got know, give us the deets.
JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j6bv2hu wrote
Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
If I believed in spending actual money for dumb reddit awards, I’d give your post a trophy, OP.
Savi321 t1_j6bupvh wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Hot dog
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j6buge5 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Every night the owner would it out for a drag.
cmahan005 t1_j6buelu wrote
Ah, a Michael Jackson joke. He He.
NeedSomeBunny2Love t1_j6bu7zc wrote
Reply to comment by OIL_99 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I saw this and spit out my Coffey
Jonah_Sebastian t1_j6btqel wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it.
DeadwoodNative t1_j6bt8tb wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
Bet you stole this joke
BeenThere11 t1_j6bsald wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Hot dog
murphanduncas t1_j6brxt5 wrote
Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Nothing funnier than a fart.
Wooden-Helicopter- t1_j6brrgt wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I did wonder.
MrZwink t1_j6brpje wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
I have been diagnosed as a nymphomanic. I've been taking all sorts of stuff for it.
MrZwink t1_j6brnp4 wrote
Reply to comment by XuTpeC in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
This was a commercial about learning English.
sanchothe7th t1_j6bqx7o wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
Two points always make a line
1Dumbsterfire t1_j6bqpke wrote
Reply to comment by weloveplants in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
It's not really racist. I think you meant nationalist.
virgotyger t1_j6bqiyd wrote
But she was HOT
weloveplants t1_j6bq9ec wrote
This joke is so old racism has been completely reinvented since it was composed. Italians have had better railways and hospitals than any wealthier areas for decades now. And the swiss have had academic frauds and Credit Suisse's endorsement of Lex Greensill etc. "British policemen" are apparently rarely men and rarely competent, rarely in uniform, and likelier to be taught to categorically hate civil society than German ones.
And the Yellow Vests can be seen as a colossal endorsement of French mechanics.
And the improvement of British food by their excursions has been going on for 11 centuries. It's the main point of doing most of them.
queengemini t1_j6bq8kg wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
Tits
swordshrimp t1_j6bq7ss wrote
The tragedy of Canada is they could’ve had French cuisine, American technology and British culture.
Instead they ended up with British cuisine, French technology and American culture.
XuTpeC t1_j6bq5qd wrote
A guy in a boat is sinking, and he contacts the German coast guard:
‟Help me, I am sinking!”
The coast guard replies in a heavy German accent after a brief pause...
‟What are you sinking about?”
CsharpIsDaWae t1_j6bplyd wrote
If they had stolen 80% you'd be left with a chair
TimeHomebody t1_j6bpjmy wrote
Skimderella.
LeRoiChauve t1_j6bph6a wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
r/roastme
murphanduncas t1_j6bov62 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Don't nickel and dime the great one. Titfucker.
mrben77 t1_j6bw81e wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
So the Irish guy goes back to his car to try and find a tie, but all he sees are some jumper cables.
He ties them around his neck and fashions a makeshift tie, and returns to the nightclub.
‟Can I come in now?” he asks the doorman.
‟Alright, but do not start anything.”