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JuanTu34 t1_j6bk6ez wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Man. Yoda man.
Waitsfornoone t1_j6bk2yu wrote
Reply to comment by Prestigious-Help299 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Bad baby bot.
Master-File-9866 t1_j6bk1fq wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Rollie
Waitsfornoone t1_j6bjws1 wrote
Reply to comment by Sordidlydictate238 in what is the difference between people in Dubai and Abu dhabi? by olegkaplun
It is. Otherwise, it wouldn't be reposted every month or so.
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wolfie379 t1_j6bjf62 wrote
Better take a close look at your collection of vintage cigarette packages. 20 Marlboros, 20 Camels, 20 Winstons, 20 Salems - oops, only 18 Chesterfields.
rockspiderme t1_j6bjbb8 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
You don't call it, because it will not come.
Prestigious-Help299 t1_j6bj29q wrote
Hard men make hard men hard
AcidBathVampire t1_j6bj23k wrote
A storm blew away 25% of my roof.
Oof!
Defiant-Traffic5801 t1_j6bidpo wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Best. Yoda Best
True_Ad_6217 t1_j6bi7t5 wrote
Big titties blonde
Marik-X-Bakura t1_j6bi4eu wrote
Probably the worst punishment for anyone tbh
Far-University-8494 t1_j6bi4b8 wrote
Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Seriously underrated comment here.
ThaGander t1_j6bi0dw wrote
No one else read this in Vin Diesel’s voice?!
BigdongarlitsDaddy t1_j6bhqze wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
-Michael Scott
jimababwe t1_j6bhpnr wrote
Reply to comment by EarthMarsUranus in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.
EduK8_ t1_j6bhp97 wrote
Reply to comment by JustinTherouxsBrows in I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
He would, because he’s a decent human being who doesn’t take himself too seriously. Unlike those in this sub who would judge someone without truly knowing what they stand for.
EarRubs t1_j6bhmcq wrote
Reply to comment by ennoSaL in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Good thing she's at the doctor!
EduK8_ t1_j6bhgy3 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Trauma_Zulu in I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
Actually, that’s not true at all. He promotes the fair wages for people that work hard but may not be compensated appropriately bc of the existing stigma against manual labor in this country. He isn’t anti-union….he’s anti-unfair wages. And, if you actually knew anything about him, he is a champion for those who work those dirty jobs. He gives hundreds of thousands of dollars away every year in scholarship money for students who are being trained to perform the dirty jobs he does on the show.
math_debates t1_j6bhdvk wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
It's easier when your teacher helps.
Wienerbandit69 t1_j6bh5fs wrote
Reply to comment by aboutunstrap13 in what is the difference between people in Dubai and Abu dhabi? by olegkaplun
I told this to my friend and she liked it so much that she called her dad and had her husband tell it to him. The pause and then genuine chuckle that just kept getting bigger might have been the best moment of 2022 for me hahaha.
Prestigious-Help299 t1_j6bgug8 wrote
ennoSaL t1_j6bgphl wrote
Reply to comment by EarRubs in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
This woman clearly has a medical condition!
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j6bgkyk wrote
Enjoyed the joke and the replies were awesome!
dukeofgonzo t1_j6bk7kp wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
It's a great joke but very niche.