Recent comments in /f/Jokes
tmanXX t1_j6bgahf wrote
Veg cause the rest is etable
TAway69420666 t1_j6bg904 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
"Huh, tasted more like Kurri to me"
Luke_low t1_j6bg8u5 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
'Marlboro', take it for a drag....
GenericUsername02 t1_j6bg83k wrote
He got a feel for his automobiiiile
justabill71 t1_j6bg2x2 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
99 problems
Psy__Ops t1_j6bftqs wrote
Reply to comment by joeinsyracuse in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
Or he's "half right"
RoboSt1960 t1_j6bfeoq wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
It doesn’t matter what you call it, it won’t come to you.
SvordWulg t1_j6bf9wi wrote
Reply to comment by piercedcleaver50 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What the actual flying flippity fuck did I just fucking read?
Intelligent_Insect13 t1_j6beynq wrote
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Naturally A Peacock
surpriseturquoise t1_j6besb9 wrote
Auto erotica
jagdpanzer_magill t1_j6ber48 wrote
"Peggie", I said, "You've been dragging your ass for too long...". She was stumped. She didn't have a leg to stand on...
Mamanfu t1_j6beo3o wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Ground beef. Oh wait 😯
JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j6becxg wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
“You miss 100% of the cum-shots to the face you never take”
Wayne Gretzky
_drimzy t1_j6be97s wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
The wife takes her mask off, and says Hi wayne, this is dad.
ypadan t1_j6be6j6 wrote
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Angry_Dragon28 t1_j6be3p2 wrote
Reply to comment by JPMerola in What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? by nosrednehnai
What's the difference between a joke and a dick? JPMerola can't take a joke.
I have ADHD and don't find this offensive. Grow a pair and stop being such a snowflake.
mdg1775 t1_j6bdwos wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
No legs and brass balls = sparky
StudentStock6029 t1_j6bdu8t wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Call him anything you want he ain’t coming lol
aboutunstrap13 t1_j6bcwr4 wrote
I do not know what I was expecting but I wasn't expecting to chuckle like I did
echosixwhiskey t1_j6bcwd2 wrote
Reply to comment by 420FriendyBelfast in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
What have I stumbled upon? What is this speak? Who is “she”?
rcromer6 t1_j6bcn6q wrote
I remember when my girlfriend came crawling to me on her hands and knees.
She was saying, ‟Come out from under that bed you coward!”
JJkiller1092 t1_j6bcbqs wrote
a pair of great tits
Chronos0913 t1_j6bcaqj wrote
A Mockingbird
Sordidlydictate238 t1_j6bc8je wrote
I am undecided on if this joke is funny or not.
theOBLIVIOUSpun t1_j6bgipb wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
She was seeing one of her students on the side