Recent comments in /f/Jokes
kiddsport t1_j6bbr4h wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
You can call a dog with no legs but he won’t come.
[deleted] t1_j6bbq27 wrote
Lmao
StickyPornMags t1_j6bbpwt wrote
lazy boy
StupidJoeFang t1_j6bbn0j wrote
Reply to comment by Sharp-Incident-6272 in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Aren’t even an option
Bentup85 t1_j6bbfrz wrote
I took my disabled girlfriend’s prosthetic leg, she was hopping mad
leftcoastloser t1_j6bbbxt wrote
A cock or two…turrible….I know
[deleted] t1_j6bbbk9 wrote
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WeddyWeddi t1_j6bb40p wrote
Hardy har hard
wildfire393 t1_j6ba8qy wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
Kleptomaniacs don't get puns.
They take everything, literally.
FreakshowExpresso3 t1_j6b9tb1 wrote
Reply to comment by beastofchaos in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
He definitely DELIVERED the goods.
420FriendyBelfast t1_j6b9dgr wrote
Reply to comment by treev22 in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
I heard she's still going... That's insane
OptimusPrimel984 t1_j6b9d4w wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
That's just a lazy eye joke.
skaote t1_j6b8ik6 wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
I've seen this before... its in a pocket here...somewhere.
CartanAnnullator t1_j6b885r wrote
Reply to comment by Due-Influence6227 in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
stuffed tits, even.
Tiwarunt t1_j6b8622 wrote
Careful. That is where you can contract a Canareal disease.
Cwallace98 t1_j6b84kg wrote
Reply to comment by Thatsquacktastic16 in What do you call a gay Klu Klux Klan member? by Thatsquacktastic16
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[deleted] t1_j6b7iav wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
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Luke_low t1_j6b6l5o wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
Butt, does the car have a butt-hole?
[deleted] t1_j6b6igx wrote
Reply to comment by agiro1086 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art
Luke_low t1_j6b6bdz wrote
"I was fucking exhausting?"
Do you mean It Was Fucking Exhausting?
LavenderDay3544 t1_j6b6ala wrote
Future jailbirds
santobaloto OP t1_j6b5roh wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
Thanks bro, I laughed my ass off with this
Bosnian-Brute22 t1_j6b5lwu wrote
Spotted dik
Resurgemus t1_j6b5lfp wrote
Boob birds
norflipi t1_j6bbw15 wrote
Reply to My disabled girlfriend broke up with me a week ago. by Substantial_Web_3924
I think I've seen this one 4 or 5 times this month