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secret369 t1_j6b5fre wrote
Must be sofa king annoying
KelCanada t1_j6b5dhq wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
It should be spot.
mcmuffinsandstorm t1_j6b4wi4 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I do not get this.
Gullible-Alarm-8871 t1_j6b4uxb wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
Are you barbecuing HIM?
Clue_Loose t1_j6b4trr wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
If you do either one too much you’ll go blind.
Thatsquacktastic16 OP t1_j6b46ai wrote
Reply to comment by Cwallace98 in What do you call a gay Klu Klux Klan member? by Thatsquacktastic16
Coward
PlantGuyy t1_j6b40fk wrote
Reply to comment by xiangzi1113 in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
Best part of this response is that it's also missing 20% of what it's supposed to sound like
noneity t1_j6b3w7w wrote
Great tits
agiro1086 t1_j6b3fu6 wrote
Reply to comment by sand-man11 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
>! Matt !<
sand-man11 t1_j6b3cs7 wrote
Reply to comment by agiro1086 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the front porch
agiro1086 t1_j6b354v wrote
Reply to comment by sand-man11 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
>! Art !<
Jasonfunn200 t1_j6b2ibx wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Doesn't matter what you call him. He's not going to come
skaote t1_j6b2hgc wrote
Have the swiss be notified?
Angry_Dragon28 t1_j6b2f96 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Doesn't matter, Call it whatever you want, it's not gonna come when you call its name.
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j6b20zw wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Toastamiah t1_j6b1yun wrote
A great whore-ned owl?
Sweetchinner t1_j6b0net wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Yoda Lahee Hoo
Mr Hoo
Seaworthiness_Jolly t1_j6b0gyg wrote
Just the tail
Waitsfornoone t1_j6b08hp wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
Appro of nothing ...
This joke sent me off on a trail of jokes on reddit, until I ran across one of the all-time classic r/TIFU posts. The guy posts that he has sex to the rhythm of songs, and his GF asked him to stop playing his favorite song to have sex with. the post had over 180K votes.
Why? Because it's one the most asinine song you could imagine trying to make love with.
I haven't stopped laughing, and when my wife called out from the other room" "What is that shit music you're paying?" I really lost it.
Go ahead - You can thank me later.
deenath247 t1_j6b07w2 wrote
An ugly fuckling
turbopuffin t1_j6azhmm wrote
Reply to comment by SkidWilly86 in If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called... by stamp_of_approval
Enough cheese puns - I Camembert them.
skaote t1_j6aylji wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Pound hound ?
terracottalady t1_j6ay15j wrote
Woodpecker
Long_Legged_Lewdster t1_j6axql4 wrote
Reply to comment by Tcloud in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
If you do that, there will be repercushions
norrisrw t1_j6b5ixu wrote
Reply to comment by Xiel_Blades in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
I wouldn't divan try.