Recent comments in /f/Jokes
1PMagain t1_j6ax88v wrote
We lost a quarter of our roof in a tornado.
Oof.
sand-man11 t1_j6aww3i wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming in the ocean “Bob”
Cwallace98 t1_j6awuip wrote
Removed
EarthToAccess t1_j6awi3i wrote
Reply to comment by hye4fgh in Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
“Would you rather live in peace as Mr. Nobody, die ripe, old and smellin' slightly of urine? Or go down for all times in a glaze of glory, smellin' near like posies, ‘thout seein' your thirtieth?” - Dexter DeShawn, Cyberpunk 2077
Waitsfornoone t1_j6awbpe wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
But clearly not taking a joke ...
Sacrificial-Toenail t1_j6awaoe wrote
Reply to comment by JPMerola in What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? by nosrednehnai
I ain’t readin allat
whatwouldbiggiedo t1_j6aw0ml wrote
Wow. A new joke.
BIGRIG_88 t1_j6avlpx wrote
Bushtits
beastofchaos t1_j6aumip wrote
Reply to comment by FreakshowExpresso3 in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
The mailman
JamesRWC t1_j6aui45 wrote
A Spread Eagle
armoredsclerite385 t1_j6au3ep wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
I could not see where that was going
[deleted] t1_j6au1sn wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
Omfg rofl that’s horrible
Southernmanny t1_j6au1q5 wrote
Your mam said you were full of shit and she was right
ChildProdigyRho t1_j6atnvk wrote
Reply to comment by TerribleDinosaur in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
A kid with a penis and a vagina or just non-binary?
[deleted] t1_j6athro wrote
Reply to comment by pauliewotsit in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
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DCeaster t1_j6atdku wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Sirius Black.
EarthMarsUranus OP t1_j6atdjo wrote
Reply to comment by Cheese-It17 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Depends on whether you can find a friendly bitch with a winch.
jtottie t1_j6aslzd wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
That’s a good one, might tell people I came up with it…
pauliewotsit t1_j6ask26 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Cigarette. Every night I take it out for a drag.
overseadress79 t1_j6asjaz wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Lt.
Dan
bartolocologne40 t1_j6asij8 wrote
Hard men make hard men hard
Independent-Way5465 t1_j6as89b wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
I put way too much time into it
piercedcleaver50 t1_j6as2bf wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
The term ’labracadabrador’ is an amalgamation of the words ’Labrador’, ’Cadaver’ and ’Brave’. Most dogs die from performing high-level magic, because they don’t possess opposable thumbs. Thus, only brave dogs can be magicians and Labradors are known to be the bravest of dogs.
Cheese-It17 t1_j6arzf4 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Doesn’t matter, it’s not coming.
Medium-Technology-49 t1_j6axj8p wrote
Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf
People who get offended by this are taking it too seriously