Sharp-Incident-6272 OP t1_j6aknxv wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:14 PM

Nah the guys just a sensitive bitch. Was definitely so dumb it was funny. I laughed anyways. Don't be sorry if everyone was sorry there wouldn't be any jokes left.

EastZookeepergame806 t1_j6aguq2 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:46 PM

Reply to comment by Dylsnick in I’m really in touch with my inner self today. by tintedslightly

Nah it's just chunky

EarRubs t1_j6agnyw wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:45 PM

Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003

Farts go BRAAAB??

Buddy2269 t1_j6agkpj wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:44 PM

Reply to I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG

I am going to take a "BRAKE" from this sub it is so "TIRING" I am totally "EXAUSTED" and I need to "REFUEL" my brain.

dadarkgtprince t1_j6afg48 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:36 PM

Reply to I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG

No spoilers!

auctor24 t1_j6aemk5 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:30 PM

Reply to On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272

Wait a minute. So you go dangling your horsey member every time you see a chick?

estropeada t1_j6ae3xu wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:26 PM

Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987

Yoda Man

ozthegweat t1_j6adz0n wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:25 PM

Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003

I don't get it. Why doesn't he just open a window with his hands, but instead leaves and gets the hook stick?

BabyEagle9mm t1_j6acvtm wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:17 PM

Reply to comment by slothxrist in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272

Back in the day a 320i was a nice entry level douchemobile, so was a Mercedes 190. They didn't age very well.

SaladPuzzleheaded625 t1_j6acrr4 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:17 PM

Reply to comment by cookerg in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

Underrated comment.

xamore t1_j6acb0k wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:13 PM

Reply to Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

Coch!

damoC1988 t1_j6abf3b wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:07 PM

Reply to comment by Otherwise-Falcon-729 in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

Good one ☝️

[deleted] t1_j6abap4 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:06 PM

Reply to comment by WhatKindOfADeal in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

You should become a professional explainer. You really ottoman. That was the first reply to my comment, sofa.

WhatKindOfADeal t1_j6ab167 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:04 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

You have it all wrong, it’s because they did remove 20% of the actual couch. Just happened to be the area op blindly plops down every day after work. However, in this instance, he smashed ass first into the hard wooden floor. So yeah ouch indeed!!!

Otherwise-Falcon-729 t1_j6aax78 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:03 PM

Reply to Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

Watched some bloke nicking gates down our road. Was going to confront him but was afraid he'd take a fence.

I'll see myself out.

[deleted] t1_j6a8868 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:44 PM

Reply to Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

Because it's a joke about the number of letters in couch. Five letters and if you take away one that is equal to 20%. So he said "ouch". I like that part. It made it funny. Like who would steal 20% of a couch. That's just this jokester being a silly goose. Because no one would steal 20% of a couch. But if they did, that wouldn't be funny. It's funny because of how couch is spelled. With five letters and if you take 20% of the letters you can spell "ouch" which is the funny part. Then I like the puns people add in. Like with plays on the word couch. Those are the real knee slappers. You people are just too much to handle. I bet they were the class clowns.

_drimzy t1_j6a7si7 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:41 PM

Reply to comment by JPMerola in What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? by nosrednehnai

So a comedian dies and goes to the pearly gates. God is like, funny guy huh. Tell me a joke and if I laugh you get to go in.

The comedian goes ahead and tells God a holocaust joke.

It leaves a bad taste in God’s mouth and says it’s not funny.

The comedian goes, “I guess you had to be there”!

SkidWilly86 t1_j6a7fpy wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:38 PM

Reply to comment by Bug_importer in If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called... by stamp_of_approval

They get whey worse. I mean this was cheesy, but it was pretty gouda.

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