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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

Hunter S. Thompson

Don't worry after you've done the fun things a lot they aren't fun any more

Cockaburro

I am the same way and even making 40 seems so hard!

Chair.

So if someone took 60%, would that make you a co-owner?

Thanks, my father originally told this to me. However, I had to Google it to try and get it right.

I was wakened at 3am by a crashing noise...I went down the stairs, cricket bat in hand, only to come face to face with an intruder stepping through my front door. He was armed with a crowbar but a swift crack of the willow round his head dropped him and he was spark out for enough time for me to grab a short length of rope. After hog-tying him in the hallway I went in the kitchen and made myself a cup of Coco. The bloke was conscious again when I returned. I stepped over him and began climbing the stairs. He said “Wait, aren’t you gonna call the police?”

I turned and replied “Why would I do that? Nobody knows you’re here” and continued back up to bed. Anyway enough of that nonsense, I’m having a big barbecue tomorrow afternoon, all are welcome

Those aren’t standard issue

A Great Tit

This is beautiful

Question: Did the BMW have turn signals?

This is the worst joke I’ve ever heard! I loved it!

Dee, Yoda Dee

Yoda: Yoda Dee, I am.

Vader: no Luke, I'm your father.

That's all they've taken sofa

I guess the mods are weak, oh well

Yeah.

Does it still say that for you?

The real joke is always in the comments

It actually said "Removed"

At least the one I fucked did

I didn’t delete anything, did the mods delete it? I still see it

What was the joke you deleted?

Great Tit