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g4gnr4d t1_j69laln wrote
Reply to A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
Wow twice in one week...
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arandomguyfromtheuk t1_j69k4uu wrote
Reply to comment by chrispcool38 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
Posted in 1959, with the first repost following in '62. Reddit wasn't as popular back then so you'd have a good few years without seeing the same things repeated.
scbriml t1_j69jwd2 wrote
Reply to comment by arandomguyfromtheuk in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
Ah, when ice cream tasted like ice cream.
Gulbahar-00 t1_j69jgn2 wrote
Reply to A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
I’m a special education teacher and I’ve heard that joke from students but it was about people thinking that the boy was stupid because he was in special ed.
redguns t1_j69jefv wrote
Peacock
treev22 t1_j69jc7m wrote
I’m pretty sure it’s a canary, but I’ll ask this weekend.
chrispcool38 t1_j69iyif wrote
Reply to comment by arandomguyfromtheuk in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
First and reposted ? Hmmm...
hexadumo t1_j69i1qe wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Parsegian
dmt_alpha t1_j69f78c wrote
Reply to comment by slothxrist in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Nah, just tone it down on trying to convince girls how cool your BMW 320i is.
Tension-Remote t1_j69effp wrote
If you're a Kochsucker, you want the guy to have a Mike Rowe penis.
questfire t1_j69dumr wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Good one but names should be capitalized. Le Hee Hoo.
edible_COW t1_j69d7yf wrote
Reply to Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
The joke is OP thinks we give a shit
Musy01 t1_j69ctpa wrote
Reply to comment by Creative_Safety_5867 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
Basically, the boy is aware that the barber believes he is dumb, so he continues to choose the two quarters over the dollar bill in order to trick the barber into continuing to show other customers how 'dumb' the boy is. If he chooses the dollar, then the barber will stop handing him money since he would no longer appear dumb to the barber and the other customers. The boy is actually quite smart.
Western-Image7125 t1_j69c579 wrote
Reply to comment by Creative_Safety_5867 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
This is a very common type of joke, where there is a dumb person who thinks they are smart but the other person appears dumb but is actually smart
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j69bn53 wrote
Reply to comment by EmpiricSemester585 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
Coz the day he starts licking the ice cream, it melts and the game is over.
Val_lerry03 t1_j69bg05 wrote
Reply to comment by Creative_Safety_5867 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
The boy is acting like he doesn't know the value of the dollar or the quarter so that the barber can keep giving him quarters. Let's say this game has been going on for a month every day, the boy would have made 30 quarters which is 7 dollars and 50 cents in total because all he did daily was to choose the quarter over the dollar. Now if he just picked the dollar, then the barber would have understood that the boy isn't actually dumb and hence he'd stop trying to prove to everyone that he's dumb by telling him to choose between the quarter and the dollar. PS I tried my best to break it down idk if you're still confused 😪
Dylsnick t1_j69bayx wrote
Not my favorite joke, but it's a solid #2
Creative_Safety_5867 t1_j69az5y wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
Ooooooh, thanks for the explanation
Western-Image7125 t1_j69avb5 wrote
Reply to comment by Creative_Safety_5867 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
The barber thinks the boy is dumb for choosing quarters over a dollar, because he thinks he can’t do math. But the boy is taking quarters on purpose because he wants the barber to think he’s dumb, so he can keep getting free quarters from the barber forever. So who’s the real dumb one here
Kindly-Confidence-69 t1_j69agrv wrote
Reply to comment by hoptownky in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
I knew where you were coming from. I was joking too and just capitalising on your wit. Hope you know the jurisdiction part was all Bull. And that Bull also means a lie.
Creative_Safety_5867 t1_j69987r wrote
Reply to A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
I have heard this joke a million times, I still don't get it. Can anyone tell me what it means?
lemoinem t1_j6997i2 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I’m really in touch with my inner self today. by tintedslightly
They don't know how to use the seashells
soepvorksoepvork t1_j69lf6y wrote
Reply to comment by Val_lerry03 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
>on for a month every day, the boy would have made 30 quarters
60 quarters