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Waitsfornoone t1_j6981hk wrote

Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003

If we're doing doctor's office jokes:

A woman goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, my husband is an animal in the bedroom. He wants sex five, six, seven times a day. I love the man and the sex, but it’s just too much. Can you help me?”
The doctor replied, “Well, medically, I can’t really think of anything. Theoretically, this might work. From now on, whenever he demands sex, demand money. $10 in the kitchen, $30 in the living room, $50 in the bedroom. The man isn’t made of money, that should slow him down.”
She agrees and thanks the doctor. Excited, she goes home ready to use his advice.
She starts to prepare dinner. Her husband comes home, doesn’t even ask about dinner, but immediately sneaks up behind her, brushes up against her and plays grab ass. She turns to him and says. “Honey, I have a new rule regarding sex.”

He replies, “Okay hon, shoot!” She continues, “From now on, I demand money for sex. $10 in the kitchen, $30 in the living room, $50 in the bedroom.”
He looks at her and says, “Okay, I think you deserve that, you do so much, no problem.”
He reaches for his wallet and sees he has a $50 bill in his wallet and hands it to his wife. She says, “Okay let’s go up to the bedroom.”
He shouts, “NO, FIVE TIMES IN THE KITCHEN!!!”

Not OC. https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/sa5qdp/a_woman_goes_to_the_doctor_and_says/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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Oudeis16 t1_j697pk6 wrote

Reply to Leaving this sub. by [deleted]

The only reason I don't mute it is so that I can see it scroll past sometimes in my feed and feel better about myself. Hey at least I can tell an actual joke.

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