Recent comments in /f/Jokes
muchmusic t1_j68rz75 wrote
Sir, your attacker, “Cue Ball” McNair, is well known to us….
Sea-Zucchini2671 t1_j68rax5 wrote
Reply to comment by n21lv in Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
Look, kid, nobody lives forever.
muchmusic t1_j68qz5n wrote
This joke is off- bass.
LiminalMask t1_j68pwpp wrote
Reply to First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to Himself, “There’s something he’s needing.'” by [deleted]
Not all jokes need to live forever. It’s okay to let them vanish.
darfka t1_j68pwn0 wrote
Reply to Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
And what are your contributions to this sub exactly?
muchmusic t1_j68ptgi wrote
Reply to Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
Buh-bye!!
pixel-painter t1_j68pn0k wrote
Reply to comment by The_Trauma_Zulu in I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
Why?
64burban t1_j68pam8 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Scalding and bitter!😝
tattoo85 t1_j68p0qx wrote
Press g to pray respects
duriansed t1_j68onbq wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in A blind man was walking down the street and got attacked by Clue_Loose
I meant, your post is most probably original content. And if people don't support original content they'll be left with reposts. Making new jokes is never easy
Clue_Loose OP t1_j68nu5p wrote
Reply to comment by duriansed in A blind man was walking down the street and got attacked by Clue_Loose
I hear ya but reposts? This isn’t a repost
sportsfrk1 t1_j68nmp0 wrote
Reply to A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
And I'm just sitting here wondering where in the world does he get an ice cream cone for two quarters 😂
OlDustyHeadaaa t1_j68nhii wrote
Reply to Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
Any askers?
Ok_Camp598 t1_j68nddh wrote
Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
Twain had a similar but funnier joke.
duriansed t1_j68n9ps wrote
People don't like reposts and then backlash at original content. This wasn't a great joke but with some work it might become one! Keep it up young internet comedian
murphanduncas t1_j68mn70 wrote
Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
Even if you abstain from all this stuff, sooner or later you'll be lying on your death bed dying of nothing.
PresentationLow6204 t1_j68mdj3 wrote
Reply to comment by iron_vet in Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"krackajax88"
"krackaj--"
"MOOOOOOOOO"
"..."
"I'm leaving this sub, the jokes are shite"
[deleted] OP t1_j68ls7c wrote
Reply to comment by murdmart in Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
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Obelix13 t1_j68lqyx wrote
Was it a Sting operation?
Cherry_Joy t1_j68losr wrote
Reply to comment by tabshiftescape in Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
🤣
Facinatedhomie t1_j68llta wrote
Reply to Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
Just Like your Humor?
Waitsfornoone t1_j68k73x wrote
Reply to comment by Oxonianelapidae70 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
... You'd have ice cream cones for the rest of your life.
Waitsfornoone t1_j68jznf wrote
Swallow.
nosomthin t1_j68iafv wrote
Reply to Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
Oh no! Please don't leave! We'll write better jokes, I promise.
[deleted] OP t1_j68sdr4 wrote
Reply to comment by mcburgs in Leaving this sub. by [deleted]
You obviously do