Mike made this joke himself on his own Facebook page

Yes, because the ice cream was melting, so he had to lick it off the cone so he wouldn’t lose it.

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Ooogood

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If I had two quarters for every time this was posted....

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Although the boy DOES lick the cone, and not the ice cream itself?

I worked in airport for 10 years. I would have loved to hear following announcement:

"The Krackajax Air flight 88 will be leaving to Away immediately. In case if anyone cares. Nobody? Oh well, carry on then...."

Where's the punchline???

What

I don’t get it.

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And?

Why did krackajax88 cross the road?

To leave this sub!

Aww babe, I thought you liked when we "mixed things up" a bit.

Brother, you're supposed to use "/s" for sarcastic remarks.

This isn't an airport and you're not an airplane.

You don't need to announce your departure. There's not one person who cares.

Why do people need to announce this? Do you think people here will try to change your mind. Dude nobody cares.

Usually shows up in the phrase “You don’t know Jack shit”. Which suggests Jack shit is even less the plain old variety, so I’d argue he’s extremely bad at it!

And yet he raised me all the same

Notice how nobody cares

Bye

A variety of tits.

I asked him what happened and he just said: "You don't know the half of it."