Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Training-Accident-36 t1_j67oq7b wrote
Reply to comment by __DR_WORM_666 in Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
Especially the daily exorcisms. Man I hate those.
zozzlhandler t1_j67nb7o wrote
Reply to comment by SirThatsCuba in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
Like my friend, Bob Robinson. He had several artificial parts. He used to introduce himself: "Gidday, I'm Bob Robinson - mostly."
winterchill_ew t1_j67nah4 wrote
Reply to comment by A_Beautiful_Brain in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
I have a second cousin, twice removed. He keeps coming back
solidsmithers t1_j67mye9 wrote
Reply to comment by Proper_Shock_7317 in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Hahahaahahahahaha Thank you, come again!
SirThatsCuba t1_j67kgn9 wrote
I've had some body parts removed and I use this joke when I'm feeling afraid. "honey, I'm sorry I'm only 84.2% of a man."
lilfingerlaughatyou t1_j67jrcs wrote
Reply to First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to Himself, “There’s something he’s needing.'” by [deleted]
At one stage, each human embryo is a chick - What idiot swaps out the clit for the dick?
julz12234 t1_j67hiuy wrote
Because they like to look at their siblings
joeinsyracuse t1_j67gtlo wrote
Reply to comment by Psy__Ops in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
Left half. He’s all right now.
n7_stormreaver t1_j67glc3 wrote
AhandWITHOUTfingers t1_j67fx4g wrote
Reply to First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to Himself, “There’s something he’s needing.'” by [deleted]
Them "Boomer humor" folks ain't gonna like the much 😄
hugedealmass t1_j67exqt wrote
The first member will be Alan Key.
cosmicnitwit t1_j67dwbq wrote
Reply to comment by bountyChor in First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to Himself, “There’s something he’s needing.'” by [deleted]
Sometimes out of the box problems require out of the box solutions
EditorResponsible436 t1_j67dh42 wrote
Constantly going down on me
bountyChor t1_j67d4jb wrote
Reply to First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to Himself, “There’s something he’s needing.'” by [deleted]
Man fixed it with "blow job"
Akaizzeesmom t1_j67czfi wrote
Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
So he was a cousin once removed then?
JaggedTheDark t1_j67bjsv wrote
Reply to comment by imdfantom in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
If your father and mother divorce, and then dad marries grandma on mom's side, and then mom marries grandpa on dad's side it's possible.
Genetically impossible, legally it's weird as fuck.
posifour11 t1_j67bbcc wrote
Reply to comment by yeah-whateva in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Sounds like a bigger problem than botulism.
YellowLid30 t1_j67aljs wrote
Reply to comment by 666pool in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
And for our next act, Gob Bluth!!!
TnBluesman t1_j67aeq3 wrote
Reply to comment by walflez9000 in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Sorry.
Bitter-Farmer3746 t1_j679uuy wrote
Reply to comment by NoFaithlessness5122 in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
I found mine in the attic
After 18 years…!
-AKA-Shadow-Storm t1_j679spe wrote
My grand father was a swinger.
He hung himself in the garage.
SgtGorditaCrunch t1_j679r26 wrote
Reply to comment by Icy-Astronaut-9994 in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
"Omg who the hell cares?'
littlesanityleft t1_j678wso wrote
Mike Rowe is an amazing stand-up comic.
Brief-Lingonberry860 t1_j677u0b wrote
Reply to comment by jetty_junkie in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
Our pre-wedding celebration was called “In-laws & Outlaws” because a heap of our guests were bikers and other fun people.
I made up a flyer/invite with a big banner heading, mainly to annoy the crap out of my wife’s dad. She didn’t get along with him, (no one else does either) but he was trying to push fancy wedding that would impress a few of his rich business associates. So we had a party (sort of like a hens night/bucks party) and announced to everyone that we were going to piss off to Vegas to get married.
The_Trauma_Zulu t1_j67oxvo wrote
Reply to I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
To be real though, he is a giant piece of shit IRL.