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Attention_Crazy t1_j66osli wrote
Reply to I asked my boss for a raise. by DooleyMTV
Literally had to immediately tell someone this while I was still laughing! Love it
[deleted] t1_j66olv2 wrote
Reply to On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
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soccerdad1985 t1_j66nj58 wrote
Reply to comment by IrishHuskie in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
No my mom
Psy__Ops t1_j66n5ad wrote
Which half?
TheInstituteOfSteel t1_j66ky5h wrote
I heard he started manufacturing mobile devices. He has been selling Mike Rowe phones
spyderdyne t1_j66ksnz wrote
Nice! I taught mine PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
[deleted] t1_j66ic93 wrote
Reply to comment by IrishHuskie in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
No, my homework did
pkammer721 t1_j66hvk8 wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in A blind man was walking down the street and got attacked by Clue_Loose
no i get the MJ reference and that the bald guy is all smooth, i understand
inthegallery t1_j66el15 wrote
Reply to comment by A_Beautiful_Brain in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
Waitsfornoone t1_j66bj5x wrote
Reply to On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Normally the BMW owner is the Dick.
Waitsfornoone t1_j66bezv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Must have been a Bot to fuck this comment up.
xShankx t1_j66b28v wrote
Cuz it’s illegal for family to turn their back on you?
Waitsfornoone t1_j66arkz wrote
Similar:
Why did the producer of Dirty Jobs get fired?
He was a Mike Rowe manager.
Waitsfornoone t1_j66ab9o wrote
Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
What a pleasant thought to start your kayak journey with. Bet this old guy is a hoot at parties.
dubzillaIVXX t1_j669sxm wrote
#BRAVO
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j669j5z wrote
Reply to Difference between a baby and a $25 steak? by [deleted]
A bag of cocaine
MaleficentPi t1_j668vwf wrote
take ALL OF THE UPVOTES
variformArtemia857 t1_j666y5b wrote
Reply to Difference between a baby and a $25 steak? by [deleted]
U cant masturbate to pictures of reddit users?
Icy-Astronaut-9994 t1_j666svi wrote
Reply to comment by Sharp-Incident-6272 in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Not complaining mind you, did hear it in the 80's though.
Sharp-Incident-6272 OP t1_j666mbm wrote
Reply to comment by Icy-Astronaut-9994 in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Just heard it at the vet office
weststint t1_j66697k wrote
Reply to Difference between a baby and a $25 steak? by [deleted]
Reddit makes me like people I’ve never met.
Facebook makes me dislike people I know.
maxchris t1_j665qor wrote
Reply to comment by oncejoint in Difference between a baby and a $25 steak? by [deleted]
Wat
oncejoint t1_j665lqb wrote
Reply to Difference between a baby and a $25 steak? by [deleted]
Well, you have to run it by or steal it from reddit to make sure other people think it is funny first so you do not look like an idiot when you post it on your carefully constructed wall of lies.
jjuanny t1_j665gf4 wrote
Reply to Difference between a baby and a $25 steak? by [deleted]
I don't have to butcher the steak before I eat it.
TheCardinalKing t1_j66ox54 wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
I guess your mom would be your half-sister, but it's the closest I could get if we want her to be your grandma too while keeping blood-relation. I think managing to keep everyone being blood-related is good enough.