Recent comments in /f/Jokes
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j664vfx wrote
Reply to comment by Tigris-Jedi in Just found out that the boss of IKEA is the new Prime Minister of Sweden by DamionFV
Not if he tries using the instructions.
Clue_Loose OP t1_j662bdx wrote
Reply to comment by pkammer721 in A blind man was walking down the street and got attacked by Clue_Loose
You didn’t.
[deleted] t1_j6626f4 wrote
Reply to On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
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Adventurous-Pool6988 t1_j6622s6 wrote
Reply to comment by mewrius in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
didn't have enough money for the adult menu....
dvusthrls t1_j660kqc wrote
Waiting to be serviced
Glibvanadium17 t1_j6604fl wrote
Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
This was more of an inspirational anecdote than a joke, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
jrivertc0918 t1_j65z119 wrote
Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
wisdom in joke form
[deleted] t1_j65ym11 wrote
Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
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NoFaithlessness5122 t1_j65x33k wrote
Reply to comment by A_Beautiful_Brain in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
I found mine in the cabinet
Proper_Shock_7317 t1_j65x0vb wrote
Reply to comment by DocRogue2407 in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Then it would be a true SQUISHY machine!
ExhaleShambho t1_j65w15b wrote
Reply to comment by thomask1989 in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
I can do trigonometry with my eyes closed.. doesn't mean I get the answer right
bacchusku2 t1_j65v0m5 wrote
Reply to comment by umidontremember in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Bite my shiny metal ass
pkammer721 t1_j65uyrp wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in A blind man was walking down the street and got attacked by Clue_Loose
I believe I comprehended and can confirm that this joke does in fact suck. Sorry.
Swedzilla t1_j65uxa0 wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
lol
Specific_Tap7296 t1_j65uttc wrote
Cabinet is such an odd name for the committee of people in charge of the country
Salt_Security_3886 t1_j65szzf wrote
They both look in the box.
lobo1217 t1_j65sabb wrote
Reply to comment by Swedzilla in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
OK... I did lol
lobo1217 t1_j65rzxq wrote
Reply to comment by Swedzilla in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
No no no.. not clicking
lobo1217 t1_j65rvlb wrote
Reply to comment by TheCardinalKing in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
All correct apart from sister. She is NOT your sister. Your father is your "half brother", and I would call your mother and your father also half siblings to each other, but that doesn't make your mother your biological sibling. Your mother would be your sibling-in-law.
Swedzilla t1_j65ro3l wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Just a reference to this song
Gilgamesh72 t1_j65rn1v wrote
They both will get in trouble if they damage a box
2M3TAL4U t1_j65r5iy wrote
Reply to comment by mewrius in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
To see where practice meets theory
lobo1217 t1_j65q36a wrote
Reply to comment by Swedzilla in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Not possible
Umpteenth_zebra t1_j65onww wrote
Reply to comment by Honest_Language_2688 in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
That's the 'lol' emoji
Icy-Astronaut-9994 t1_j664ww4 wrote
Reply to On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Very old, 80's even, but still ok.