TORETTO!

Wait how does that work? I mean mom and aunt are easy, she is your dad's sister. But how is she your sister or grandmother

Gross lol

There is a fast and furious joke in here somewhere.

The Royal Tenenbaums is a movie :x

I have Pushing Daisies on my computer :) maybe I can send you links to download them. I think I can find them in Mega.

I mean just keep waffling on about it. He's trying to get a rise out of it but it's definitely falling flat.

Story time:

So I'm standing in a wet puddle of mop water when I go to unplug the ice cream machine. I felt a jolt.

I was shocked.

Dirty?

O.k thanks. Now I spit coffee out of my nose.

Has anyone asked if the bitch was asking for it? Sometimes a little trip down the stairs is just what some people need regardless of gender.

That joke was too flat

😂 lol

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Alabama circumcision...you kick their sister in the mouth

I see what you did there, nice trig

One day, I was fucking my sister and she said, " you fuck just like dad!"

I said, "I know. Mom told me."

Shouldn't take him more than a couple of minutes

The table

Never cleaned properly by constantly short staffed and under payed employees and always full of mold on the inside

Hmm... trickier, but still possible.

So your mother makes love to her father and gives birth to a son. She then has a child with her son, which is you.

She is your mother as she directly gave birth to you.

She is your sister for being the sibling to your father, who is also your sibling.

She is your aunt for being your father's sister.

She is your grandmother for being the mother of your father.

That will teach Mowgli.

It’ll survive and be better than before.

Because you never turn your back on family..

The cows find the position difficult and prefer the man to use a stepladder.

Even oral is illegal in Alabama.