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xMilesManx t1_j63qxn0 wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
>I asked my mom, sister, aunt, and grandma why incest is so common in Alabama, but she didn’t know.
FTFY
Xenc t1_j63qv1u wrote
Thanks Uncle Vin
lysomaru t1_j63q9ej wrote
Reply to comment by Xabikur in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Yep
NaturalOk9086 t1_j63q4vx wrote
Punched until it’s working again
Shpadoinkle3052 t1_j63pi1x wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Invite please
ErenYeager850 t1_j63pi1p wrote
My sister ,neice and girlfriend thinks this joke was really bad and people should respect Alabama more. Ignore her, she doesn't know what a good joke is
Echo_Cloud123 t1_j63n2nt wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Invite please
veneno11 t1_j63muq0 wrote
You mean your dog ate your homework? NO. MY DAD
Xabikur t1_j63m6cb wrote
Reply to comment by Open_Librarian_823 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
For calling others frail, you seem pretty upset someone got fired from your cartoon television show.
rodolfocmendes t1_j63l8w9 wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Invite please! 😁
FireDestroyer52 t1_j63l7fz wrote
Reply to comment by Look_Specific in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
KimKardashiansBigASS t1_j63jufw wrote
Reply to comment by MisterBowTies in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
That’s also called marriage
anonny42357 t1_j63jd6g wrote
Reply to comment by RandoEncounter in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
She loved it. Somehow boyfriend doesn't love AD and that saddens me deeply. He thinks a lot of the characters are cringey, like Buster and "stinky mouth man" (Bluth sr)
The last season of scrubs isn't worth your time. Some network exec true to stitch a spin-off into the end of scrubs which had a really good solid ending. JD was a teacher at a different teaching hospital. All the rest of the cast was gone or was just cameos. It's not even so bad it's good. It's just bad. Crap writing, awkward acting, bad concept, clearly noob actors, just bad.
I definitely need to seek out RT. It sounds very good, and like a show I'd actually watch watch, instead of having it as background noise while I play video games.
Pushing daisies was fabulous. I have looked for it and can't find it anywhere, and that sucks. Community is on Netflix in the Netherlands. I think it might be on peacock in North America? Maybe? Idk. The first three seasons were the best. Part of season 5 was good. Then they dumped Pierce for being racist, and Troy left. And then Shirley left. Then they started trying to plug the holes in the cast but it was a sinking ship.
gchaudh2 t1_j63j597 wrote
Things Vin Diesel would say
deamon12210 t1_j63i30u wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Bro, Sis, Ma, and Dad might understand, after the reassignment operation.
k-laz t1_j63hcag wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
I think I have it, but its convoluted
Mom has sex with her dad and has kid: mother and sister (same father as sister)
Mom is married to her dad's father: grandmother (wife of dad's father)
Dad had sex with his mother to make mom: aunt (mom is dad's sister - same mother)
Hmm, I see someone beat me to it. Oh, well.
Acrobatic_Ad9061 t1_j63h0hx wrote
Reply to comment by LOUDCO-HD in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Zhbh mm hmikm BB,t
Hmar193 t1_j63gb16 wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
me too please ..:)
Open_Librarian_823 t1_j63g6rt wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Self righteous pitch fork frail generation
GodFucker31 t1_j63egyd wrote
Filled with cream?
og-lollercopter t1_j63dzo1 wrote
Cold, sloppy, wet, and broken?
maggieufledu t1_j63dp4k wrote
Turned on in the morning, so she will work at night!!!
maggieufledu t1_j63dlj2 wrote
Reply to comment by anally_ExpressUrself in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Ouch
maggieufledu t1_j63dkag wrote
Reply to comment by Moonrajah in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
As a womens health care provider, this is why we can’t have nice things.
kopps7 t1_j63r5ky wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
invite plz