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Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j63d8il wrote
That's how to get a passing grade
Beherenow666 t1_j63csmf wrote
Filled with cream?!
Super_Revolution2837 t1_j63covx wrote
Reply to comment by MisterBowTies in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
And you have to pay for it too . Same thing happened when I tried it .
AdReady1809 t1_j63ckkp wrote
You butter flip this crepe jokes
Super_Revolution2837 t1_j63chmf wrote
COLD AF
Super_Revolution2837 t1_j63cfad wrote
Reply to comment by maggieufledu in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Just like you are
4BDUL4Z1Z t1_j63c4jg wrote
og-lollercopter t1_j63bw9x wrote
It was frog dissection homework tho
A_Beautiful_Brain t1_j63brwo wrote
I hope it was at least a slice of Pi
stanleyxxx641 t1_j63bqxh wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
invite me please
dadofminions t1_j63ac88 wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Oh yes please - comedy vs the line!
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
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One-Butterscotch6076 t1_j63a1k8 wrote
An elderly lady goes to see the doctor. "Doctor," she asks, "my husband has not made love to me for years. Can you suggest anything ?" The doctor suggests some tablets. "My husband refuses to take tablets." She replies sadly. "Well," the doctor tells her ", perhaps you could put them in his coffee?".
Two days later, the lady is back "Oh, doctor, those tablets are amazing. I put them in his coffee as you suggested, and he went wild, swept everything off the table and made passionate love to me!" The doctor smiles and says how pleased he is to have helped. After a short pause, the lady says, "it did give the customers in McDonald's a shock!"
[deleted] t1_j639g7r wrote
Things get sticky once you start digging around
bunganga t1_j639cuk wrote
Drips cream even when you don't touch?
FlatHistorian8222 t1_j6395os wrote
Reply to comment by HopeFox in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Real gem right there
Kindly-Confidence-69 t1_j63951c wrote
It's illegal to have anal sex with a female cow.
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_j6392ku wrote
Mixed emotions huh
Puzzleheaded-Ad-5511 t1_j639007 wrote
And only cleaned once a week
Mare-Insularum t1_j638umu wrote
Broken inside and incapable of loving me back?
Maynard078 t1_j638itu wrote
Reply to comment by CKBear in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
::sheepishly backs away and closes cockpit door::
Zarkyello t1_j638437 wrote
Can you translate it in spanish please?
lobo1217 t1_j637e6g wrote
Reply to comment by TheCardinalKing in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
No no no... I don't take marriage into account. I'm talking about biological mothers and fathers
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maggieufledu t1_j63da64 wrote
Reply to comment by Super_Revolution2837 in I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Definitely. I wish, less so!!!