Recent comments in /f/Jokes
thomask1989 t1_j62y07l wrote
Easily destroyed
TheTroller7777 t1_j62xpwm wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Invite please.
frittierthuhn t1_j62xmti wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
How does that even work
MattheqAC t1_j62xkq7 wrote
Told by a tosser
WeAreDreamin11 t1_j62x7xv wrote
Shitty?
Bugtotes t1_j62wjmv wrote
If it’s not good enough for the family, how are you going to sell it in the streets as “HOE- Made”.
beastofchaos t1_j62wez2 wrote
Reply to comment by Look_Specific in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
No
Bugtotes t1_j62wdfz wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Was her name herpaghonnasyphlarheiaids?
Disastrous-Blood6255 t1_j62w9i9 wrote
Reply to comment by aKILeeez in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Invite me please.
ADW700 t1_j62vo0q wrote
Reply to comment by fortherecord1111 in How would you describe a bad joke about pancakes? by ScreechOwlLilith
Made me chuckle
imdfantom t1_j62vnq0 wrote
Reply to comment by Motokorth in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Eh, not really satisfying tbh.
If you accept this definition of grandmother, the situation could be entirely not incestous.
A man adopts an adult woman, then she adopts him, then they are both adopted by a third person. Then the original two adopt you.
The conditions are satisfied without any incest.
bl8ant t1_j62vjqo wrote
This joke is older than the union.
TheCardinalKing t1_j62u2v4 wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
It is.
So your father has a daughter with his mother and then has you with his daughter-sister, making your her your mother-sister-aunt. She then marries your grandpa, becoming your grandma now too.
pulstar13 t1_j62to2n wrote
Reply to comment by YesFuture2022 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
"Well you know how a black hole is black? This is a white hole"
Korchagin t1_j62t9c5 wrote
Reply to comment by imdfantom in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
It works if you accept somewhat weak meanings:
Mom - mother, grandma - grandfather's wife, (half) sister - grandfather=father, aunt - grandfather is her mother's brother.
SteveisNoob t1_j62t1k4 wrote
But what if i wanna have kids with my stepbro?
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Chronotaru t1_j62sw08 wrote
Seeing the repair man often on the side.
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j62so4k wrote
Nana's tits.
Motokorth t1_j62sev9 wrote
Reply to comment by imdfantom in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Dad knocked up your sister, now she is your sister and mother. Then she married her grandfather, so now your grandmother
Translationerr0r t1_j62rtet wrote
Reply to comment by NoSpankingAllowed in What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common? by Miko2231
Somewhere deep inside
Valuable-Rip8673 t1_j62r0wl wrote
Reply to comment by fattonydaaxe in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Incest is wincest
MembersClubs t1_j62qyen wrote
Reply to comment by JainaRepellista in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
As an American, I would call it a "taxi queue" or "taxi stand". I haven't heard "taxi line", that just sounds weird.
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anomaly242488 t1_j62yf12 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Never turned on?