It wasn't his turn with the braincell I guess?

WHOOSH!!!!!

sub to r/cats and you'll understand.

It worked well until it meowed. Large eyes and claws in my leg were the result haha

Holy Moses, my cat loves this! He immediately dug his claws in kneading and squinting at me. Does anyone else's cat try to lead your face? I love him but do not want litter paws on my face (nor the aforementioned claws.)

That's why I chose it!

Set the bottom scroller to pufffect (all the way to the left) and you w9nt get any meows

This is such a cool site. This made doing homework last night so much more enjoyable! And my cat on my lap seemed to really like it too :3 we are a "sleepy steady Purr in"

Ohh I really appreciate this, thank you very very much for sharing <3

I got slow blinks, I considered it a win

This is awsome !!

Now this is hilarious!

Right now, I have a barn kitty here with me. She has no real owner and many names, as the whole neighborhood is her restaurant. Somehow she broke her hip in the beginning of September. Dad found her and I raced her to the vet and am keeping her inside to heal and be safe. She's doing much better already, but I'm scared to let her go outside again, as people are racing through our village at insane speeds. Those fuckers ran over my sister's cat, and my username checks more than out in this regard...

So, while she's here in my living room, casually pawing a ping pong ball, I opened this website and had it purr. Right away she came to sit down with me on the sofa, muzzled my arm, meowed, disapproved of the artificial meow with a "Dafuq is wrong with you?"-glance, and when I set the purr to a sleepy and relaxed cat, she snuggled down and dozed off, too. Nice.

Both of us like that site. Thanks, man!

I didn't know I needed this. Thank you.

This one gave me a good belly laugh. Thank you, sis or bro!

Love all the options, I would also recommend an app I use called Atmosphere because it does a lot of white noises you can layer (put on on quiet and one on louder) and also has cat purring on there as well. My go to is usually rain as medium, thunder more quiet and then a cat purring or a fire cackling at medium.

Yeah like what the hell, that's not how a cat works.

Yeah, if you slide it all the way left there won’t be any meows.

Lol

Try meowing to your kitty also. I have full conversations with my cat (in meows) and I think it makes her feel better to be able to interact and engage with me

You seem like the type of person that not only believes that schools are setting up litter boxes for students, but also has long winded rants about it while riding on a public bus and everyone wishes you'd sit down and shut up.

Do you have dragon knuckle bones? That's my preferred tech issue investigative method

Is there an animal humane society near you? If so, just go visit for a while and hang out with the cats. They need company and exercise.

You may consider volunteering, but I understand wanting to have occasional playtime without picking up poop.

Chinatown is one of the ones included in this page. YMMV, of course…

Idk I have a feeling my cat would freak out thinking there’s a hidden cat somewhere in its “kingdom” making purring noises.

How many depressed people does it take to form 1 full functioning human? Depressos, unite!