Yeah you've posted that exact same comment before, strangely specific troll.

And the counter isn't real....

Faster than reddit? It took 5 minutes to load a shitty jpeg of a boob.

Who has "Internet Explorer"? Everyone has AOL bruh, its the future...

Nice to see they found my hat.

What Webrings is it part of?

Definitely not built with the intention of usage as a tomb..🕉️

Ironically, loading this page strained my CPU so much I had to restart. I assume you inserted secret browser-killing code into your comment? Well played.

Anyway, my point is that just because it's complicated doesn't mean it's not stupid. You've got a bunch of people telling you they don't care for all the modern fancy shit, they just want websites to load fast and convey information. The response of a professional computer programmer - I'm guessing - shouldn't be, "Silence, peasant, the features you didn't ask for are straining our brains!"

Like, who really cares if you have to refresh a page to see new comments? You still have to do that here (except with your own comments), you still have to do that on 4chan, and these are some of the most popular sites on the internet.

Also, I don't know much about programming but I bet most of the code on any website is trying to unfuck something caused by previous untalented programmers. I'm glad Elon is feeding them all to his tigers

Great idea! Is it possible to add metacritics user rating?

It's nothing to do with tracking - that part's actually very quick.

The sluggishness comes from the use of tons of JS, and huge DOM trees.

The JS is there to make the site interactive. Do you want the entire page to reload whenever you post a comment? No? Then you need some JS to make a post request to the server, add the comment to a database, get back an all ok response, and then retrieve that comment to show it to you. Sites with more interactivity will be slower to load, in general.

But that can be mitigated by making the site an SPA, which means a heavier first load, but the entire rest of the time you spend on the site (on the same browser tab), you won't have to load a full new page whenever you go to another part of the site. The JS will reconfigure the page for you. Has many other benefits as well, like making authoring huge, extremely complicated sites a lot easier, faster, and easier to debug.

Users don't temd to have the first clue what goes into making a website. In 2022 web dev is crazily complex, the requirements are just so much higher than they were 20 years ago.

Love it!!! Where’s the guestbook and website visitor counter? I used to make these websites all the time, particularly Harry Potter hogwarts RPGs. Lol

Yes, someone else posted all these technical reasons why normal websites load slow but that's besides the point, isn't it? None of the shit that slows websites down is being requested by users, we just want whatever information we're after

"Check it out guys the website takes forever to load but at least we can better spy on you"

https://www.cameronsworld.net/

Enjoy!

I also hate the "you cannot see this in your region"...

The internet was supposed to be a borderless space...

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Also missing under construction gif.

5/10, no “buttons” leading to affiliate pages.

I had one leading to my Neopets shop, and one to my favorite scifi Browser Game, PlayCybots.

RIP homestead.com 🥹 It was so easy to make so many fun, funky late 90s websites

Back in the Netscape era.

Can you cite an example of a site in reference?

r/internetisugly.

"🚧under construction 🚧"

Do they also have "under construction" notices like in the good old days?

Sorry if woosh but this is sarcasm right? The page is great

I do also