Your mom told you you can be anything you want, Jimmy.

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“Take a cold shower in the morning”

Yeah Imma go ahead and just say that being only 120lbs makes this laughably impossible and painfully unpleasant for more than 2 seconds, and that super hot showers are an absolute blessing.

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I am not positive this is positive advice. But I’m positive this is positively the beginning of my non-positive thinking.

Or, fuck em. Do you

Thanks for posting this OP

This has to be the best inspirational quote iv rewd today Thank you so much

A man with Schizophrenia told me that trees talk a lot and are deep thinkers.

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They also get peed on, lived in, eaten alive by termites and occasionally get unwanted tattoos from random teens.

And if they get tall enough they then get promoted to IKEA furniture.

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Trees also don’t have feelings or brains.

Change Rarely feels positive.

I’m not a tree lol

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Trees also don’t have bills to pay.

Seriously. That’s endodormancy, basically plant hibernation. They do it to conserve energy not because of motivation.

Thanks for this OP!

Lol. Toilets get flushed and they patiently wait in silence to serve their purpose once again.

Tree: "Oh my gods! I phptosynthesized so much last summer. Now I'm just standing here fat and bald all winter. I'm the worst!"

Karen: "Trees are so majestic. Live. Laugh. Lumber."

There's also /r/getdisciplined I believe

trees have limbs.