Technically, they actually built paragliders, and dummond built the first airplane.

What does "You'll be tiue" mean?

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Why you mad bro? It's just a game

Which is why platitudes are worthless.

I don't think you understand how internet comments work Lmao. Oh well bait is bait

Seems I've touched a nerve 😏

You could take literally any motivational quote and go "what if Hitler thought this" but that wouldn't make it relevant.

"believe in yourself" gasp But Hitler believed in himself!

You roast like a Tumblr addict from 2012, please touch grass like others have already told you.

Can you only try 26 times? Or can you then go to plan AA, plan AB, plan AC, and so on?

Either way...

So when someone keeps coming to you and you keep fucking up their haircut, you can just tell them "don't worry I have plenty more letters in the alphabet"?

You're partially right in that sometimes jokes can be much shorter

For example, Your mom made a joke with just one word - your name

You seem sensitive. What's this really about?

This is irrelevant. This wasn't about whether or not I'm okay.

Jokes don't take 5 paragraphs to try to convey.

So, someone thinks being the best is important, and someone else doesn't. got it.

Are you okay this wasn't about sex whatsoever.

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I mean. When they built it? It was the best airplane. In the world. In all of recorded history.

Marry her.

Edit: I’m stupid and read quick as gf.

So divorce her, then remarry her, apparently.

Someone can't take a joke. Want a Kleenex, dear?

I'm not saying your thing is about sex. And OP wasn't saying his thing was about a conversation between you and your wife about a performance.

The topic is about a concept broader than specifically the Wright Brothers too. Sex is only as irrelevant as the wright brothers, or your non-sex-related performance. This topic encompasses it all, and doesn't prevent us from talking about specifically the Wright Brothers.

Thank God somebody told me. My plan was just to stare at the ocean for 27 days until I ended up on the other side.

Just pay extra into your premiums. I'm not sure that insurance companies will take your extra money and put it towards a cause. So, how about you just take out a couple million dollars and put it in a fund for people with no legs?

I mean because we're willing for our premiums to go up, but we have other specific causes that we want our money to go to. And we can't afford to fix all the world's problems. That's just reality.

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