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This cheered me up a surprising amount! I'm feeling down about not having a job after I just graduated, but this made me realize I've come a long way. Even on a low day im in a better place than a few years ago

Absolutely this.

The chart on the right is just as inaccurate as the one on the left.

Yeah for sure!

Proceed to commit humanity crime

👍

But it works.

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The best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago

The second best time is today.

Who will judge me? And why should I care?

It took me way too long to realize that he was describing lemon grenades. When life gives Cave Johnson lemons, he makes Lemonades.

We got this people.

Can't change your past self, but you can change your future self

facts

It's never to late to learn to use chopsticks.

Health #1!!!

Warren Miller was a filmmaker who cranked out ski documentaries. He became famous for the folksy narration he’d provide his films. His sign off for most of his films: “If you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do.”

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I like this a lot, how can we find ourselves when we are ourselves? I'm me and if I look inward I see me.

But this says I can create who I want to be, a version of myself to strive for a build up.

I view it many people are told when they grow up they will find themselves, find who they are so they are more confident and content with life.

But this is saying it isn't about finding that person, it's about creating that person from all your experiences in life, create your version of yourself you want the world to see.

ugh i needed this

Then I'll start in 10 years and say this

Love Cave Johnson 💚

“He’s saying what we’re all thinking!”

So...if you are going to be judged, it would best not be a completely selfish and self-serving person.