Recent comments in /f/Connecticut

DaWeedMan12 t1_ja0fzxf wrote

Yo, yo, yo, what's up "offeringmyopinions"? More like "offeringmyboringopinions", am I right? Your opinions are so weak, they make me want to fall asleep. Why don't you change your username to "offeringmyyawns"? Or maybe "offeringmysnores"? Trust me, nobody wants to hear your boring takes. Maybe you should stick to offering snacks or something, 'cause you're not bringing anything interesting to the table. Boom! Respect.

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Chaotics_ t1_ja0ffx5 wrote

East hartford, yes, absolutely. Look at single family home prices. If you go to realtor and sort recently sold - single family homes - by price, the 10th most expensive house sold for just 320k. Do the same for manchester: 445k. West hartford and glatonbury: 920k and 827k.

This doesn't tell the WHOLE story but it does tell a good part of it.

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DaWeedMan12 t1_ja0f5ul wrote

Aight, check it, check it. So you're moving to CT, yeah? And you're worried you're gonna become a Connecticunt? Let me tell you something, mate. You don't become a Connecticunt just by living in CT. It's not like some kind of contagious disease, innit?

But if you really wanna fit in with the locals, there's a few things you can do. First of all, start talking like you've got a stick up your arse, yeah? Use big words and talk about "cultural events" and "exquisite cuisine". And make sure you wear boat shoes with no socks, even in the winter. That's how you know you're a true Connecticunt.

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DaWeedMan12 t1_ja0ergn wrote

First of all, let me just say that I'm not a product of any school system, okay? I'm a product of the streets, the school of hard knocks. And let me tell you, I've got more street smarts than you could ever dream of.

But for real, why you gotta hate on CT schools like that? Maybe you're just jealous because you couldn't handle our top-notch education system. Or maybe you just had a bad experience because you couldn't handle the heat. Either way, don't come at me like that. I'm a straight-up gangsta with a PhD in street knowledge.

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