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[deleted] t1_iyfe9ru wrote
Go to a restaurant, pick a spoon, discretely rub them in my balls and then put it back for another person use it.
Yurtsi9427 t1_iyfe9kx wrote
[deleted] t1_iyfe9bv wrote
Reply to comment by Wafran in What job would you like in hell? by Wafran
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Quirky_Net_4440 t1_iyfe99z wrote
Reply to What is a thing you believe in but have no evidence to prove it exists? by Born_Vegetable_317
Life on other planets
JVR84 t1_iyfe960 wrote
Reply to What is a thing you believe in but have no evidence to prove it exists? by Born_Vegetable_317
extraterrestrial life
putinpunter t1_iyfe93v wrote
Reply to comment by johnsmithofpith in What year was western civilisation born, and why? by johnsmithofpith
Oh! My bad friend that’s embarrassing. Clearly I’m not the right person to answer this
screw5ton t1_iyfe8yz wrote
Bradley Cooper
Sundae-School t1_iyfe8kc wrote
The death of peace of mind - bad omens
Song bangs
billybobjimmyjoe t1_iyfe8i6 wrote
Reply to What are some things you’ve had to unlearn? by roro316
When I was in high school I use to speak "ghetto" to appear cool. Took a bit to phase that out.
niceshootintex t1_iyfe8go wrote
The Goonies
ScreamingNightHog t1_iyfe8ba wrote
Throw the baby out the bomb bay
Appropriate_Tea9048 t1_iyfe870 wrote
I’ve deleted all pictures with the majority of my exes. I have one that I have maybe 2 pictures with because I liked the picture since it was on a vacation, but that’s it
weaintfancy42069 t1_iyfe7yv wrote
Reply to What screams “popular school girl”? by Birchtree16
Designer clothes/bag
burpchelischili t1_iyfe7tj wrote
Reply to Two for one eruptions. Hawaiians consider it sacred. What would do, get close and look, or get as far away as possible? by Rapper_Irish_E
I am in Florida and I am not 100% sure I am far enough away.
papaHans t1_iyfe7pi wrote
As with any religion, I'm fine with it as all you don't push it on me.
DuggieHorror t1_iyfe7l5 wrote
ImANuckleChut t1_iyfe7es wrote
Reply to What are some things you’ve had to unlearn? by roro316
It's not everyone else that has the problem, it's me and I need to fix it.
Wafran OP t1_iyfe75c wrote
Reply to comment by JohnAnderson6879 in What job would you like in hell? by Wafran
Oh, hells, you are right! you have the job!
[deleted] OP t1_iyfe6yx wrote
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CalmPotato5164 t1_iyfe6w1 wrote
Reply to What do you miss about being a teenager? by gabigata5
Most everything
Honk_Goose_Honk t1_iyfe6sr wrote
Liver. Kidney. Offal over all
stumpdawg t1_iyfe6oe wrote
Reply to comment by Impossible_Smell_718 in What's the best sci/fi movie of all time? by Impossible_Smell_718
Of course you do. It's a straight banger.
Sentient-Bread-Stick t1_iyfe6j9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in When did it hit you that 9/11 felt like the world was ending? by wildcatshadow
Reread your message and saw you meant outside of that. You're saying over the course of 20 years, maximum 400,000 people died? That is an absolute win for us, seeing as that is 20,000 a year. Barely makes a dent in our normal death rate of NEARLY 70,000,000 A YEAR. 20k is nothing.
bookk_wormm_ t1_iyfe6if wrote
Reply to comment by GiornoGiovanna_9 in What is a good wedding gift that is affordable? by GiornoGiovanna_9
Sir…. The does not qualify as affordable. Give them $300 cash… everyone likes cash.
TRANSparent-Ink t1_iyfea31 wrote
Reply to What are your go to small Christmas gift ideas for groups with multiple people (i.e. co workers, parties, small groups)? by [deleted]
Coffee mugs filled with candy and small fidget/stress toys, hot cocoa packets, maybe gift cards if it's a small group