If your going to get examined by a doctor. But I have to say New York doctors have seen everything. You could come into the office wearing a collar a mask and thigh boots the doctor wouldn’t mind

I did better

The 10 coolest things about New Jersey from Bloodhound Gang.

I would pay $100,000 for the relief not being able to use social media anymore. It would be such a great peace of mind.

Sex slave

Does it help?

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Cummed

Make it through it.

And how long have you been living in an 80s sex comedy?

We don’t see the world as it is but we see it as we are.

> I’m not sure I agree. I don’t know what kind of outcomes we can expect from letting same sex couples raise children and I’m not in favor of experimenting on kids to find out.

Good thing those experiments have already been done, and found no difference in outcomes.

> I’d say the goal of every organism is to flourish so I guess that’s been our goals since forever.

Clearly not, when huge societies like China tightly control population growth.

"Humanity" has no goal. You could say as a species we have an evolutionary drive to propogate, but we ignore or overcome our evolutionary limitations all the time. And more importantly, not every member of that species feels that need to propogate. Homosexuality occurs in many different species. So why should they be held to an evolutionary standard that doesn't apply to them?

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Oysters

It’s not which one. It’s how much. Get really really drunk and you’re probably going to be sick

I really need to be doing dishes, but here I am on the couch mindlessly scrolling through reddit.

to become absolutely shredded

My mom drove a school bus and I was stuck riding with her while she picked up and dropped off high schoolers. I got in trouble and she pulled the bus over and spanked me in front of everyone. It was not only embarrassing but weird because I’ve never heard of a situation like it happening. Lol…

This is usually the opposite for me. Alcohol in particular tastes awful and I wish we would stop pretending it does taste good. One example however is nutritional yeast. I thought it was a hippy dippy cheese substitute, it is now a standard pizza topping for me. Does it taste like cheese? No. Does it taste really good anyway? Yes.

Ask in which parts of Italy they speak Italian

I've spent some time thinking about death, and I don't really know what to think of it. Most religions' concept of the afterlife makes no sense. The thing I am currently believing is that there probably isn't an afterlife (if there is, that would be great). I believe that the idea of people being at rest when they die is fairly accurate. The best analogy I can think of is that we have no memories or experiences from before we were born, it's probably the same after we die.

OP here. I hope to see total strangers tell me what made them happy today (or anything that just 'stuck' with you and keeps lingering). I ask, because I feel down, and my self-prescription remedy is being happy for others.

Fuck it! It's all pink on the inside 🥵🥵

Absolute hatred but my gf loves me n my stepson needs me so ig I can't yeet out of existence quite yet

Use the American Italian terms for food items.