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TRANSparent-Ink t1_iyfcihu wrote
Bile
KrasnyRed5 t1_iyfcigf wrote
Reply to Why can't we put convicted killers in a human centipede if there's proof they did it? by [deleted]
You probably could if you were in Syria or Somalia.
uglystupidworthless- t1_iyfcifx wrote
"Dieting is for women, men don't do that"
-My mom
send_me_a_randomPM t1_iyfci6i wrote
Reply to What are you looking forward to in 2023? by [deleted]
my surgery
wildcatshadow OP t1_iyfci4o wrote
Reply to comment by jda404 in When did it hit you that 9/11 felt like the world was ending? by wildcatshadow
You were spared the anxiety
BigNutzBlue t1_iyfchsh wrote
A fellow student threw his Walkman at the bus driver.
[deleted] t1_iyfchq1 wrote
Reply to What do you think comes after death? by Salsa_Amigo
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fish-rides-bike t1_iyfchn5 wrote
It’s like you never wondered why they invented the idea of an afterlife….. (to scare you!!!! Bwah-ha-ha!!!!)
soulking234 t1_iyfchmx wrote
Reply to How does one piss off an Italian? by MrMrMarioBro5555
Breath at the wrong pace and or pitch
Cuish t1_iyfchlp wrote
Reply to comment by Jazzlike_Owl_7833 in Best TV show to exist? by Jazzlike_Owl_7833
Cup of tea Father? An go on, go on, go on.
Sparxsz t1_iyfch0n wrote
Reply to comment by BiggestOrgasmOf1998 in What is the dumbest law? by Salsa_Amigo
the fact that someone actually tried to catch fish with dynamite..
Jazzlike_Owl_7833 OP t1_iyfcgsf wrote
Reply to comment by Cuish in What’s something that should NOT be normalized? by Jazzlike_Owl_7833
My mother was abusive and I cannot forgive her for this,my family moved on like it was nothing but I won’t.
I_Lick_Bananas t1_iyfcgqk wrote
Reply to Which do you think would b have the most well behaved patrons a femboy/Twink Hooters or a lesbian Hooters that caters to lesbians/bisexuals, why or why not? by TDGJ2
I don't know what a Twink is and I'm afraid to google it. But I've seen two very drunk women get in a fight over a 3rd and it was not pretty.
datsnotenough t1_iyfcgm5 wrote
Jeffrey epstein killed himself.
WordStandard t1_iyfcgkh wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
I’d take the deal, without a second thought!!!
TheOrangesHaveGone t1_iyfcgi6 wrote
Reply to comment by kindchillswinger in What's an inappropriate thing to say while swimming? by [deleted]
If there's a really hot lifeguard I might
teethalarm t1_iyfcg4s wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Seems like a win win to me.
AC645 t1_iyfcfys wrote
Noodles, when you eat without chewing
Chocking on them it's not fun
canieatthesquare t1_iyfcfrf wrote
Reply to What do you think comes after death? by Salsa_Amigo
Someone that was about to cum just before they died.
MisstressMary t1_iyfcfn8 wrote
Reply to What do you miss about being a teenager? by gabigata5
Happiness the most
Emperor_Cartagia t1_iyfcfm4 wrote
I gathered you all here to give you some news.
FireMaster2311 t1_iyfcfk3 wrote
Reply to comment by Boneless_pizza2 in How does one piss off an Italian? by MrMrMarioBro5555
Italian middle names are sausage?
CamDoesRandomStuff t1_iyfcfen wrote
Reply to What made you happy today? by Least_Bookkeeper_204
Saw a really cute dog
Flaky-Fellatio t1_iyfcf5u wrote
Getting really into stretching and flexibility helped me so much. Basically every sleeping position is comfortable when you get really flexible. That's how dogs and cats lie in such ridiculous positions when they sleep.
[deleted] OP t1_iyfciir wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What’s the one thing that makes you horny so fast it’s embarrassing? by [deleted]
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