Best show of all time

Not even a little.

https://www.livescience.com/4667-astrological-sign.html

I hope the “pearly gates” and greeting my maker as a friend and not an enemy. I would also be ok with oblivion, popped like a soap bubble but I don’t believe that to be true. If it’s anything else let’s said I’m afraid and I have good reason to be afraid.

Birds aren’t real

Speak Italian sounding gibberish.

I’m going through a pretty hard breakup right now. Please don’t gaslight me.

Snap your spaghetti noodles in half before putting them in the pot

Call them a turtle stomping plumber?

Radio waves

I assume that there's this psychodelic experience where brain just shows you random images. And then nothing.

More life and more death. I’m convinced the cycle never ends just expands somehow.

I love this quote

Paying off my flat

I’m sorry to hear that. What’s that like to live amongst?

Nothing man iv been dead 4 times

The progress my son is making in therapy. He said three new words today. Download,bubbles, and sorry.

When people say 'brought' when they mean 'bought'.

Poverty. And I’m disabled.

It certainly was!

Tell them that they have more sausage between their first and last names than they do between their legs

Decomposition

An end to communism and socialism in all its forms, and a return to personal freedoms and responsibility.

Pineapple on pizza

I’d do it for the square root of that number.

Social media adds very little value to my life and there are plenty of other ways to be entertained.

No need to get defensive, I struggle to think of a situation where I myself would deny such an obvious advantage point. What would anyone gain from doing that? Trying to understand your perspective. If making a snide comment in return is all you have though...