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bunnylover66 t1_iyfbmh0 wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Sounds like a great deal, where do I sign?
wobblysnail t1_iyfbmfy wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
What a stupid fucking question
maclaglen t1_iyfbm8o wrote
Reply to What is your next goal in life? by tomerFire
Be happy.
Dry-Sea-9227 t1_iyfbm6r wrote
Titanic
kindchillswinger t1_iyfblze wrote
The current growing trans panic.
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Reply to what ruined 2022 for you? by JellyfishAsleep5920
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plumberfrompornhub t1_iyfblgz wrote
Explosive diarrhea. It will get you out of just about anything in life as long as you can say it with a straight face. Work, co-worker’s wedding, weekend away with the new in-laws? Explosive diarrhea. At this point half the people in my life just assume I have Crohn’s.
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Reply to comment by DeerTrivia in What's your opinion on same-sex marriages? by SazarMoose
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IamtheBoomstick t1_iyfbla2 wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Take it. I can just set up text chains rather than Messenger groups. And that's the only important thing I do with 'social media' , the rest is just wasting time.
eye-dee-sea t1_iyfbl8c wrote
Make sure my kids will be alright.
CockadoodleDOOM t1_iyfbl2s wrote
Reply to comment by RSwordsman in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
Definitely would, though I feel like there's bern a bunvh of them already where that idea has been the main theme
Empfab t1_iyfbkye wrote
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple politician eater
puliveivaaja t1_iyfbkxz wrote
Reply to comment by Old-Passenger-9065 in how can you get drunk without alcohol? by [deleted]
I wouldn't say that counts as without alcohol if there's alcohol being produced in your gut
Jazzlike_Owl_7833 OP t1_iyfbkk7 wrote
Reply to comment by stumpykitties in People who don’t believe in an afterlife,are you scared? by Jazzlike_Owl_7833
Respect
okunlolak t1_iyfbkb2 wrote
I will ask him if he’s happy, and ask him about his health. Two things I worry about daily.
TeamGodzilla t1_iyfbk8d wrote
DVP.
Sarged117 t1_iyfbk5i wrote
“Tried”? You mean “succeeded” and as a kid it was the highlight of my life up till that point.
Piri_Reis96 t1_iyfbjwe wrote
Reply to What job sectors are female dominant? by [deleted]
medical is one of them
CoolPotatoTomato t1_iyfbjr1 wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Thanks for the $1B, bye
bumpy-ride t1_iyfbjoy wrote
We're from the government and we're here to help you.
Werd2urGrandma t1_iyfbj55 wrote
Hell nah. I’m gonna be made into a coral reef when I die (after they harvest my organs) and I’m gonna literally sleep with the fishes. This is literally written into my will.
thedevilsgame t1_iyfbj0t wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Would any same person even think twice about taking the money
Specialist_Welcome21 t1_iyfbiui wrote
Reply to What is a quote you live by? by [deleted]
Live, love, fuck it I’m going to the pub
FireMaster2311 t1_iyfbmt6 wrote
Reply to comment by ba69sha in Who is the GOAT football player? by ba69sha
Yeah I figured, considering the world cup is on...but American football has a easier answer, you could also put Pele and Ronaldo in the conversation for football for the majority of the world.