BoJack Horseman.

Leave the flat-earthers and religious nut cases behind. Everyone else free to apply to be one of 1 billion people who will agree to be scattered across the new Earth.

Sounds like something I would've tried, but can't say that I remember if I did or not.

"Edible tape." Whoever came up with that idea and actually got it into production was a marketing genius.

Shark.

Surrogate mothers, professional lesbians

Dragon

Yes worker's make to little base pay

It shouldn’t even be a thing, if people wanna sleep around and have fun in their sex life. Their choice, it’s not bothering anyone so why shame someone for having fun and doing what they like

Having body shots done off me in a bar

Nurses, education, child care, social service, pharma

Wilma

Having mom cook dinner for me every night.

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They sure do :)

Oh... lol 🤣 well put

And just like religion, it's made up BS with zero evidence or science to back it up.

il try that

My pet dragon ate my homework, so I have to wait on him to shit it out.

This is a rule 4 violation. I would say some random local ip address. But some admin who doesn't know much about ip address numbering schemes would ban me because the address is 4 numbers long and ranges from 0 to 255.

Tom Brady

Edit: just saw you meant soccer, nevermind 😅

Make peace with God.

Anxiety blows, but 99% of it is in your head and it can be helped.

Young people have no perspective and it's not nearly as life or death that it appears.

Hang in there

The Great British Bake-Off

Tom Brady

Or Pele if you’re talking soft football

True. That and both are so intertwined with each other and not eberyone in defined as one or the other, so it's nearky impossible to seprate out every single person of one. Maybe just let the really radical ones have their own planet who are pretty easily defined, and the rest of us can choose where we'd like yo go depending on which earth is most appealing to us