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[deleted] OP t1_iyfb9ww wrote
Reply to comment by Buldur__Investments in Why can't we put convicted killers in a human centipede if there's proof they did it? by [deleted]
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LaChanz t1_iyfb9sb wrote
Exactly half the number of grooves a record has.
AdmiralBofa t1_iyfb9q6 wrote
Habanero Hot Wings
Drinking to the point of gastric expulsion after eating habanero sauce is a monumentally dim-witted idea.
GreatTragedy t1_iyfb9ct wrote
Delivery room
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Reply to what ruined 2022 for you? by JellyfishAsleep5920
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DustinDirt t1_iyfb97i wrote
It's beautiful. Why would you think any language is dumb? Jeez who raised you?
Jazzlike_Owl_7833 OP t1_iyfb8w8 wrote
Reply to comment by Rogurzz in What’s something that should NOT be normalized? by Jazzlike_Owl_7833
I understand this, I work at a car wash and I am always sick but I need the money.
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfb8uy wrote
Reply to comment by TomboyNerd in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
So a prison Earth and a Good one? Effective.
Gabiru_san OP t1_iyfb8p5 wrote
Reply to comment by fleischsackmarodeur in what was your best excuse to not go to school? by Gabiru_san
bros living in 1945
lexielovesu69 t1_iyfb8o9 wrote
Reply to comment by Mountain-Drummer-550 in If you had the chance to live anywhere in this world without having to worry about money or work, where would you go? by [deleted]
The Alps seem beautiful!
jsonwithouthemaddk t1_iyfb8l4 wrote
Getting my life together but here I am endlessly scrolling through social media like always sigh
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greedfantasy t1_iyfb8i0 wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
I feel like I would pay to be forced to never use social media again so fuck yeah.
Willpower is hard...
an_achronist t1_iyfb8cx wrote
RSwordsman t1_iyfb8br wrote
Reply to comment by CockadoodleDOOM in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
Sounds like that would make for an awesome sci-fi story, with obvious symbolism for the two sides living "in different worlds."
Familiar_Finish1488 OP t1_iyfb85w wrote
Reply to comment by weaintfancy42069 in What do you think a person who hates social interaction, hates every job, have no direction and no drive to even survive should do? by Familiar_Finish1488
I mean I just cringe at that… attractiveness will only last a few years until I have to rely on steroids to keep that physique… cause muscles and bones will get brittle… and also face will get full of wrinkles unless I want to look like plastic ken which is scary… I understand people like aesthetics and stuff I have in the past.. but then you are like “what’s the point of this? My body will decompose and none of this will matter and why should I want people to praise and validate me only because of my aesthetics? Isn’t it sad and banal desire?”
kindchillswinger t1_iyfb7w5 wrote
‘I’m drowning’ if you aren’t.
D-O-G-E_12 OP t1_iyfb7lr wrote
Reply to comment by Mountain-Drummer-550 in What is your IP address? by D-O-G-E_12
No sir
CreepyEntertainer t1_iyfb7kc wrote
I graduated already.
No_Yogurtcloset200 t1_iyfb792 wrote
Reply to comment by AdmiralBofa in What is the worst way to try to get a date with a guy/girl? by [deleted]
A customer who I served actually did this to me before…
BiggestOrgasmOf1998 t1_iyfb73b wrote
Politicians keeping their jobs after advocating for violence instead of getting chucked out of society.
mkmore4 t1_iyfb6lf wrote
Sleeping on your back with a pillow under your knees is supposedly the optimal resting position, but I can only ever fall asleep on my side, facing right with a pillow over my chest/stomach (spooning the pillow).
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Reply to comment by Mountain-Drummer-550 in What is your IP address? by D-O-G-E_12
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AC645 t1_iyfb6ao wrote
Reply to How do you feel about yourself? by lavenderlilee
Pretty good
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Reply to comment by putinpunter in What is something you find disturbing but society deems perfectly normal? by MidKnight1019
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