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Knotty_Lioness t1_iyfayey wrote

Reply to What’s the weirdest thing someone has done at your house ? by Muva316

My daughters father would sleep walk, usually after drinking, and pee in random places around my house. It happened multiple times. The first time we were staying in a hotel and he woke to pee in the corner by the room door. The sound of piss slamming against cheap water resistant carpet woke me. I honestly didn’t know what I was seeing at first (half drunk myself). I figured it was a once and done thing. I was wrong 😑. Next time I woke to him pissing in a basket of laundry in the dining area. Then again , this time I woke to my mother scrubbing the floor claiming she the dog had peed in the upstairs hallway. She was very confused because she said the sound was so loud she wasn’t sure if maybe we had a leak in the ceiling 😂😂. I asked her if she’d seen my then BF and she said she didn’t think so. I was sure it was him. He pissed the bed another time while I was pregnant and blamed me. I almost thought my water had broken but my hip and side were wet and not between my legs 🫠. The last straw was him pissing in the closet of our new apartment on a pile of his own clothes . I made him clean it up that time because at this point he was worse than any animal I’d owned. Til’ this day he denies it but it happened way too many times for me to pretend he’s not a pissy drunk.

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