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Novae224 t1_iyfaec1 wrote
Reply to comment by UneditedHorseChit in How many holes does a straw have? Follow-up: why? by [deleted]
So you say a donut has two holes, and a ring has two holes, and literally nothing is able to have one hole?
Sibaritaa t1_iyfae5i wrote
Gunpoint
Flako2Smooth t1_iyfade9 wrote
I been getting hard right before finishing my food during lunch and dinner and I have no absolute reason on why it happens. Food doesn't turn me on but its just weird and embarrassing.LOL
I_Smell_Like_Trees t1_iyfadco wrote
Talked me into him giving me a foot rub, whipped his dick out and masturbated himself with my foot - WISH I WAS LYING...
[deleted] OP t1_iyfad8j wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Where did you have the best poop you’ve ever had? by [deleted]
yeah, I tried to cover it in shingle to hide it, then felt guilty and told her
GodlordHerus t1_iyfad5s wrote
Reply to Why aren’t you living the life you want? by [deleted]
The common answer will be money, which I find sad
We truly built the worst type of prison for ourselves
The worst part being that even if you get the money you find out it never was the issue to begin with. There was just something broken in us.
Just look at what happens to all the people who win the lottery
Think_History_5682 t1_iyfad4e wrote
Reply to Men of Reddit, when a guy says “i like you because you give me attention” what does that mean? Is that a good thing? Or do i need to run? by [deleted]
It means you're thinking too much
funtimefrankie1 t1_iyfacxy wrote
Reply to What do you miss about being a teenager? by gabigata5
My teenage friends.
Display250 t1_iyfacxi wrote
Reply to What's your opinion on same-sex marriages? by SazarMoose
That people who ask these kind of questions probably have a mental incapacitation
Harold-The-Barrel t1_iyfacxh wrote
It would keep crashing
LaChanz t1_iyfacl9 wrote
Reply to what is definitively the best cartoon? why? by [deleted]
Tom & Jerry from the 50's.
Emotional_Scholar_98 t1_iyfac7d wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Yes, I would start an animal rescue and sanctuary and spend my days with animals.
titsmagee911 t1_iyfac7c wrote
Reply to You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Deal, no backsees
itsheadfelloff t1_iyfac3m wrote
Preparing to go to bed, doom scrolling Reddit instead
TittieCaughtInOven OP t1_iyfabt4 wrote
I’ll go first. The PB&J I just vomited was absolutely terrible the second time around….
Munchie612 t1_iyfabqj wrote
Faintly hopeful, praying that my car won’t be repossessed, that I won’t lose my condo, that I’ll keep my electricity going, that I’ll catch up on all my bills.
lilvexie t1_iyfabcl wrote
Reply to comment by CapG_13 in Do you support American tipping culture? Why or why not? by NostraThomas1
But should they have to?
SneakyDogGotYourSoul t1_iyfab1w wrote
Freckles
Pension_Fit t1_iyfab12 wrote
Reply to Which alcoholic drink ensures projectile vomiting next morning, beer, wine, vodka? Just wanted to know your experiences with which drinks cause that the best? by Street-Alfalfa4331
If you puke, you've had alcohol poisoning
datsnotenough t1_iyfab0y wrote
Decent size ass and nice clean feet on a woman make me lose my shit.
javanator999 t1_iyfaas7 wrote
Nothing. Someone had to work to provide it.
japtc195 t1_iyfaap4 wrote
Sleeping
I’m on Reddit
poison_heart96 OP t1_iyfaaom wrote
Reply to comment by frenix5 in An exact copy of our Earth, minus the people, is placed in an inhabitable zone in another solar system; you can divide humanity between the two Earths however you wish; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
A nice clean division of the population is a good choice.
enchanter177 t1_iyfaalz wrote
Mythical beings that were created to explain things we didn't have the technology to understand. They could still be real, but we don't know how we'd prove them.
Ghahangi t1_iyfaes1 wrote
Reply to comment by _DontStayTheSame_ in You win $1B but in exchange you can never use social media again, are you interested what would you do? by a1bells
Wow. Hurtful. Here I was, stalking you’re account, waiting for a good conversation. Your loss. I think we should talk to other people.