How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?

My partner

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Top 50% of the IQ curve go to Earth B

Nope. If you can’t afford to pay your staff a living wage and rely on the customer to do this, you do not have a viable business model. Restaurants all over the world have reasonable prices and staff that make a living wage.

There's a great method called "keep your dick in your pants, and only take it out when you know how to use it responsibly." It works 100% of the time.

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Im sorry for what’s about to happen.

Deal. Got no one I actually want to talk to on here.

I almost never hear it now, but when I grew up in the 80s it was somewhat common to pronounce bagel like “bay gull” instead of the correct way. It drove me nuts.

You can tell this joke. A teacher tells young Johnny to make a sentence starting with I. He begins, "I is..." and the teacher interrupts him. "No, Johnny, you always begin with, "I am.." So he says, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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That’s a whole formula where you take the diameter of each hole multiply by length, then divide by PI, then subtract the circumference = 2 holes

I'll take the billion. Bye lol

"Remember that everyone has their own destructive diarrhea story."

Maybe there’s still hope for reconciliation?

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Teach, don’t tell. Too many teachers just tell the student what something means, or how to solve something. Learning is a process, and the student should get there by themselves, but the teacher is there to prompt and facilitate critical thinking within the student.

All the time personally my intuition is dogshit

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Today is my birthday so I do what I want. More or less

Limburger cheese.

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"All I know is I don't want to know"

“You’ll see soon enough”