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MeesterChicken t1_iyf8aoa wrote

Well he is a known pisser. When we were younger he slept over at a friends house and peed all over the chair he slept in. Then we were in our 20's we went on a weekend vacation and we all slept in the same room. He slept on the floor, the next morning the carpet was sopping wet where he was sleeping. He claims it was sweat but the carpet was way too wet to be sweat. He didn't shower or change clothes for the whole weekend so he was bathing in his piss for the rest of the weekend.

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Toclaw t1_iyf82zu wrote

Make a youtube video that starts off with someone the reciever recognises but doesn't watch too much. Then stick a rickroll onto it after about 5 seconds. Give it a suitable title and then send it via WhatsApp. They should then recieve it and probably open it in the picture-in-picture thing, which means that they dont get to see how few views it has.

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