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catching_signals t1_iyf8av1 wrote
I have to be on my back and with my sheets tucked under my legs to fall asleep. I wish I could sleep on my stomach, though. I'd need one of those pillows with a face hole that hangs off the bed like a massage table has.
MeesterChicken t1_iyf8aoa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What’s the weirdest thing someone has done at your house ? by Muva316
Well he is a known pisser. When we were younger he slept over at a friends house and peed all over the chair he slept in. Then we were in our 20's we went on a weekend vacation and we all slept in the same room. He slept on the floor, the next morning the carpet was sopping wet where he was sleeping. He claims it was sweat but the carpet was way too wet to be sweat. He didn't shower or change clothes for the whole weekend so he was bathing in his piss for the rest of the weekend.
Vaginachina t1_iyf8ae8 wrote
Reply to comment by __The-1__ in Why can't we put convicted killers in a human centipede if there's proof they did it? by [deleted]
You make it sound like a good thing but being in prison really isn't.
JVR84 t1_iyf8aa8 wrote
only one that goes all the way through it
FoxxyFredd t1_iyf8a2h wrote
Reply to comment by Apart-Window-1792 in What's your opinion on same-sex marriages? by SazarMoose
Many people are killed each year simply for loving someone of the same gender. No, they do not simply “fall over dead”. Even being accused of homosexuality can lead to torture in some places.
pottedplane t1_iyf89jq wrote
Reply to With so much negativity floating around about the US, what are some good things about the USA? by HeartOfAWitch
Not a lot of censored media
doowgad1 t1_iyf89it wrote
Listen
moonyalouette t1_iyf88cc wrote
I’m sure it’ll affect the environment in ways I can’t think of but I’d personally be perfectly fine without them.
Extension_Leek9219 t1_iyf87qg wrote
Reply to With so much negativity floating around about the US, what are some good things about the USA? by HeartOfAWitch
This is the ONLY country in the world where you can come to with only the shirt on your back and become successful with grit, respect and hard work! It’s not always pretty or easy but very achievable with a goal achieving mindset!
[deleted] t1_iyf87qd wrote
Reply to comment by chunwookie in What's your opinion on same-sex marriages? by SazarMoose
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Piri_Reis96 t1_iyf87oc wrote
pizza would be less tasty and i would be sad
Familiar_Finish1488 OP t1_iyf87eg wrote
NaughtyMariahMILF t1_iyf86cf wrote
Mortician, too spooky!
JohnAnderson6879 t1_iyf869j wrote
Blindfold and kidnap them and force them to listen to it for several days.
Account-by-force t1_iyf867q wrote
Reply to What's your opinion on same-sex marriages? by SazarMoose
I think that people can marry whoever they want. And if anybody got a problem with it, that’s their problem and nothing else.
andycurry78 t1_iyf866s wrote
I saw a video of the novel rickrolls from over the years here, some of these are great: https://youtu.be/ZvMsp7s78Do
GodlordHerus t1_iyf85bm wrote
Reply to What do you think a person who hates social interaction, hates every job, have no direction and no drive to even survive should do? by Familiar_Finish1488
Listen to their bodies desire
gbsurfer t1_iyf856d wrote
Reply to What advice would you give to a guy who is looking to get a weekend shift at a high end ladies shoe boutique? by PENIS_AND_TESTICLES
Make sure your wife Peg is happy at home
[deleted] OP t1_iyf853e wrote
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BlueverseGacha t1_iyf84iq wrote
QR Code to a website which downloads a Gif of only QR Codes.
every QR Code in the Gif is a different Rickroll.
Piri_Reis96 t1_iyf83v1 wrote
Reply to What's your opinion on same-sex marriages? by SazarMoose
gross and abnormal
Toclaw t1_iyf82zu wrote
Make a youtube video that starts off with someone the reciever recognises but doesn't watch too much. Then stick a rickroll onto it after about 5 seconds. Give it a suitable title and then send it via WhatsApp. They should then recieve it and probably open it in the picture-in-picture thing, which means that they dont get to see how few views it has.
justadiode t1_iyf82na wrote
Reply to Empires have lasted 250 years on average throughout history. Given that USA is on 246 how do you think the country will collapse? by [deleted]
Way later than today. It'll assert political control over what will be left of Russia in a month or five which should delay the inevitable for a couple years.
tall_psycho t1_iyf8b1k wrote
Reply to Do you believe in astrology? Why or why not? by Hot_Salamander3795
Personally I do not, but I don’t take issue with people who do. It’s kind of interesting to look into as well, even if it is all made up.