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InconvenientHummus t1_iyf6nvm wrote
Reply to Do you think it would be beneficial to come out with birth control for boys and men? why or why not? by Baybeeboiz
I'd use it, provided the side effects were okay.
[deleted] OP t1_iyf6n7i wrote
Reply to comment by ral365 in Why can't we put convicted killers in a human centipede if there's proof they did it? by [deleted]
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oceansblue1984 t1_iyf6n0c wrote
Reply to If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what do you think would be the first thing it says to you? by Responsible-Leg-6558
Hey! Get me one of them frozen nuggets you call nug nugs.
ATD1981 t1_iyf6mey wrote
Reply to comment by Baybeeboiz in Do you think it would be beneficial to come out with birth control for boys and men? why or why not? by Baybeeboiz
Not if you only stick with oral and or anal. 100% success rate
AdmiralBofa t1_iyf6mcd wrote
Reply to With so much negativity floating around about the US, what are some good things about the USA? by HeartOfAWitch
We actually have more free speech rights under law than most places.
Most Americans in their hearts are censorious a**holes who wish it was against the law for their enemies to speak, but so far, the courts have sided with free speech.
Most Americans also have no idea what the law on free speech is, which leads to a lot of arguments, but nobody gets jailed by the government for it.
[deleted] t1_iyf6m9n wrote
Reply to comment by watchingsongsDL in What is the best sleeping position that can help sleep faster and better? by Lidely3
My back is turning bad from this position. It’s just the best position to fall asleep in for me. So every night I have to weigh up the pros and cons 🤔
LadyCiani t1_iyf6m82 wrote
Customer service anything.
Vlas_84 t1_iyf6m1a wrote
No delivery of food to a person is about as bottom of the skill set there is. And I had girls in my life that made 100 an hour for doing what again?
newstuffsucks t1_iyf6lrj wrote
Reply to comment by CertainlyAmbivalent in What is a job offer you’d never accept, no matter how high the salary was? by [deleted]
Well, the host doesn't perform. Right?
Apart-Window-1792 t1_iyf6lbk wrote
Reply to comment by mywifeisamilf420 in What's your opinion on same-sex marriages? by SazarMoose
I mean homosexuality could be. But same sex marriage itself isn’t. Like if homosexuality is legal but marriage isn’t, you aren’t going to die. You can still be with your partner for life. A marriage certificate is just paper.
IchBinDurstig t1_iyf6l8s wrote
Ebola
ThatguyIncognito t1_iyf6l5f wrote
Reply to What would the US Government do if it was (t)asked to respond to this question? by 30isthenew29
I'd like to think that it would save the taxpayers' money and move on to more important questions like what's a food combination that sounds bad but is great or who the most underrated whatever is.
BuckshotBilly123 t1_iyf6kv6 wrote
Reply to You’re a fearsome eighteenth century pirate, what is the name of your ship? by TittySquirtles
"The Capelobo"
if you don't know, the Capelobo is like Brazil's version of bigfoot. they have 2 forms, animal, and humanoid, the animal is like a large skinny Tapir with a snout similar to an anteater. they are extremely hairy (thick black fur) and ugly.
humanoid ones are 2 Meters tall (7 feet) even when hunched over, maintain the snout and black fur, and are muscular and are said to have nearly impenetrable skin, hooves on their legs that are hard to track because of their shape, long claws on their hands, and are said to have an unearthly disgusting stench. their shrill screams can be heard from miles away. they don't actively hunt humans, but if they get a hold of a person, they will suck their brains out from the top of the skull, it is also said it kills hunters who hunt on sundays.
TLDR: brazil bigfoot. kills people.
PmMeYourNudesTy t1_iyf6kfh wrote
Silver-Syndicate t1_iyf6jj3 wrote
Reply to Do you think it would be beneficial to come out with birth control for boys and men? why or why not? by Baybeeboiz
Yeah, sure, just more options to be safe
newstuffsucks t1_iyf6jb9 wrote
Food service.
30isthenew29 OP t1_iyf6ifp wrote
Reply to comment by Mountain-Drummer-550 in What would the US Government do if it was (t)asked to respond to this question? by 30isthenew29
I love the US Government.
Warder766312 t1_iyf6hwr wrote
I let her keep the cat. I miss that cat, almost considered getting back together just to steal the cat back.
DavidGui t1_iyf6hrh wrote
Yes, but we need 2 machines, the medical unit from Elysium and the Food synthesizer from star trek.
[deleted] OP t1_iyf6h9y wrote
Reply to comment by throwawaychilder in Why can't we put convicted killers in a human centipede if there's proof they did it? by [deleted]
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turbo88Rex t1_iyf6gfp wrote
Reply to If your pet suddenly gained the ability to speak, what do you think would be the first thing it says to you? by Responsible-Leg-6558
Come outside and throw a stick then chase me for the stick even though it's cold and snowy outside
MysteryMan999 t1_iyf6gck wrote
Reply to comment by Buldur__Investments in Why can't we put convicted killers in a human centipede if there's proof they did it? by [deleted]
It's a proven fact when you try to rehabilitate criminals and give them skills to be useful in society then repeat offenders goes down. Isn't that shocking that when you treat people like people they actually aren't as much as threat than when they are treated like animals?
watchingsongsDL t1_iyf6g28 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What is the best sleeping position that can help sleep faster and better? by Lidely3
I have a bad back and bad neck. This would be legit torture for me.
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AC645 t1_iyf6o5x wrote
Reply to comment by Recycled_Human_Flesh in What makes you different to everyone else? by SazarMoose
¥=°{}=×¶∆ is that you?