I’m 56 and my last relationship was 10 years ago. I haven’t been looking and have turned some away and by now I feel very set in my ways and cannot perceive having room for anyone, nor imposing my neuroses on anyone new lol. Everything OP said applies. If I feel like doing something I do it. No checking in, etc. That said, I am not opposed to being swept off my feet and I do feel some regret at not having a built in nursing home (kids) when I will inevitably need it.

4 inches is average

Intelligence, is never ending

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Intelligence then I can create better ways to be beautiful’

Star Wars series

I honestly haven't heard or encountered anyone who has nostalgia for the last two years. I think for most people it's too soon for that, and most of us are either still adjusting to the most tumultuous period this new century has had thus far. A lot of people are still in it.

If I just absolutely need that person to know they are wrong, I will present them with visual or physical proof that they are incorrect without bringing up the previous conversation. For example if someone told me frogs were only green and no other color, I would just say okay and then whenever I talked to them again I would show them photos of different colored frogs and say how cool the different colors were, while never mentioning the previous conversation "hey, I just saw all these different colored frogs! isn't that cool?" (Or something to that effect) . I find that showing someone they are wrong in the moment can cause embarrassment or even anger.. So again, if I feel it is even worth it to correct someone I would do it that way.

“My mom says I’m handsome”

I think OP meant a fist fight.

A lot of them.

What I don't agree with them on, is the means to achieving those topics.

Best drinking companions.

It depends on diplomacy. These days, I would not be shocked if World War 3 kicked off, but then again we've gotten past tension before. I'd call it 50/50.

“911 what’s your emergency?”

“Please come quick. My dick and balls are open from every angle. Someone can kick them from 360 degrees around me!”

10 day water fast , was drinking to much water by the end so was throwing it up. Ended it there

Take a shower

How old are you?? I mean most guys do really love it when a girl gives attention but if he gives you the same amount Back I don’t see anything wrong with it outside of maybe wording things more romantically

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Yeah his homophobia is pretty gay. I would take that 10.

I would imagine the moments while having his legs ripped off individually would be the only moments a man is not actually thinking about his dick and balls.

Please elaborate, when did he say it? What were you talking about? Are you dating? Drunk? Face to face or via text?

Hate myself too much to be able to love someone properly. I don't want to waste anyones time.

Nothing

Deep clean and declutter your living area.

I will.