If they're willing to spit it out their mouth than they can stand by it in writing

That i get it, that was the time were i had the most post school interaction with my classmates.

Tell them they're under obligation to supply a written out job description and any and all consequences for dereliction of duty. Tell them you'll wait for it

I always try to be aware of my place, I’m sorry if I stepped out of line, but you seem to have stepped more out of line.

my older sister. i dont really have friends excluding siblings and even though we dont see eachother in person often shes still someone i trust well and we talk about our shared interests a lot over text. makes my life a lot happier with her around

With the back of my hand

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Runners lunge and butterfly stretch are my favorites

My cousin. Of course I love my dad and mom and brothers and so on and so on. My cousin and I just get each other. Every convo we have is kind of an aside, like, “can you believe all these other people pretending that existence is normal? 🙄” ha ha. We’re very close in age and my mom babysat her every day when we were younger. We basically grew up together and she knows me better than any person on the planet. Easily her. I’m 38 years old.

Kinky

Weird homophobe i used to work with asked if i would take 10 grand to let a dude blow me.

Of course i would.

Homie was bent out of shape by the gayness.

10 grand and a nut? Who gives a shit if its a guy. Still 10 grand

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kiss my disrespectful ass i would say.

Sounds Like a no Brainer to me. The blowie could be ass for all I care, ill be outta there in 10 minutes! I got stuff to buy! lmaoo

why my pp hard

You'll have to put me there first

get a boner

Doing the luge on my comfy living room chair.

Depends on the situation

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She proved to be a hardworking, dedicated true professional; she surrounded herself well, she fostered partnerships to create interesting pop moments, and she even used bad things (such as people mocking her choreography) to her advantage. Her brand is more powerful than ever. Her future appears to be promising.

Nice try old man that hangs outside my neighborhood gas station.

The one who loves, he is his best.

Nah everyone was on edge. People became even fatter and lazier. The tension was so high everywhere that I couldn't even go to the grocery store without thinking I was going to get attacked for something dumb like toilet paper.

I don't know, seems like a whole lot of money