This. They’ll also need jobs to afford ammunition. Little Timmy is going to have to learn to spell “boot straps”.

Make sure they know that you'll always be there for them. But like, seriously. Also make sure to show you're love to them.

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Cookie dough

People too often don't say what they mean or mean what they say. Confuses the hell out of me.

Keep the cat indoors, shave the cat, or kill the bird.

nurgle

Toxic

Not the question, but okay.

Reeses peanut butter cups but not too many.

All the drawings feature people over the age of 18.

Ben and Jerry’s pistachio is amazing!

Good for her, I suppose. Showing the world that a 66 year old woman's still got it.

Yeah, I'm not trying to give him any advice. His life is his own to live, and it doesn't seem like he's having too many problems he couldn't solve himself.

That they're redditors

A giraffe Beanie Baby

I had someone call the wrong phone number, we talked for almost 3hrs, and continued a phone friendship for about a year.

What a way to permanently avoid responsibility for any of your shitty choices: It wasn't my fault! Jesus/Allah/Jehovah made me do it!

A floor.

Yea music's a good one

Left Twix

Set up a camera, then post the video on Reddit.

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Yes, because I am ugly, so I might as well have the $200 if I have to suffer for being ugly.