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eXGunner t1_j6pjzus wrote

Behind the couch on the floor at my ex girlfriends parents house. Her parents were asleep on the couch. I was scared shitless her dad was going to wake up and shove me in a woodchipper if he caught us. He was a scary dude and I was only 16 and skinny as a toothpick at the time.

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DressCritical t1_j6pjzlm wrote

Start by figuring out what you want long-term, and then look for that. Many people end up in divorce court because they went after the short-term, and then discovered that being fun to party with or really to run off and have fun regardless of the long-term consequences are not so great when you are sharing your finances and/or home.

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alien-eggs t1_j6pjz0d wrote

Last run I ever made got me stuck in a podunk town in the middle of Florida. I was on the way through Miami with a trunk full of AR and AK parts and stolen balstong caps. Got waved through a checkpoint heading south. Driving back the car crapped out and left me in this hellhole west of St Augustine.

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Styro20 t1_j6pjxss wrote

Every morning i go downstairs, start my breakfast cooking, and read a book while it cooks / I wait for it to cool down / after I eat it. And once every minute or so my dad randomly injects some npc comment like "it's going to snow tomorrow" or "your aunt sent cookies". It'd be one thing if he gave me the run-down all at once but constantly interrupting my thoughts is infuriating

I've asked him to stop but every time I try he puts on a sad act but doesnt actually stop

Really excited to move out at the end of this week

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