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NotkaGaming t1_j6phaxo wrote
I'm too lazy to answer your question
elver-galarga-- t1_j6phacb wrote
Reply to comment by fubo in What will be the minimum required percentage of straight people required to prevent humans from going extinct? by disko123
BI PEOPLE
Electronic_Barber_85 t1_j6pha4w wrote
Reply to What came first (no pun intended), oatmeal cream pies or the term cream pie? by soulectricity
Men been jizzing in women for thousands of years
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chucked___cheeze t1_j6ph9zj wrote
Reply to when you use person emojis, do you match them to your skin tone/gender? why or why not? by [deleted]
As a yellow person, I'm glad we have representation with emojis
Odd_Nobody t1_j6ph9ws wrote
Reply to How it was your first time? It was painful or a pleasure? Do you want to describe it? by [deleted]
Didn't hurt at all, it was really good. She didn't know I was a virgin but was suspicious of how fast my heart was beating lol
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helpthecockroachpls t1_j6ph9ij wrote
Reply to What are your thoughts on your spouse having or not having hobbies of their own? by [deleted]
You know what signed up for
Begle1 t1_j6ph8sd wrote
Vent windows baby. Gotta have vent windows.
WhiteViki t1_j6ph8ry wrote
Reply to boobs, ass or pussy? and why? by nei661
Ass and pussy ☺️
QuicklyWorried t1_j6ph8id wrote
Reply to What can realistically unite the world? by [deleted]
An asteroid like in Armageddon
aFreeScotland t1_j6ph8ew wrote
Think
Chubofpottersville t1_j6ph8ep wrote
Splinter under fingernails.
Mp32pingi25 t1_j6ph81y wrote
Reply to comment by Neither_Presence_522 in If you could go back in time, what advice would you give your younger self? by lil19_
Oh no, did someone have a surprise?
redheadalmostdead t1_j6ph7vj wrote
Reply to comment by GreenEggPage in What is something that old people can do but no one else can? by GalacticShoestring
That really is sort of true.
LastSaphire t1_j6ph79t wrote
Reply to What will be the minimum required percentage of straight people required to prevent humans from going extinct? by disko123
with technology like IVF i believe the answer is Zero
timothyscubed t1_j6ph788 wrote
Intennas
elver-galarga-- t1_j6ph6qn wrote
Reply to What will be the minimum required percentage of straight people required to prevent humans from going extinct? by disko123
0 because bi people exist. WE EXIST
BlueMeerkat12 t1_j6ph5ly wrote
I feel like Jack Black is pretty unproblematic, unless you think Tenacious D is blasphemous.
Mp32pingi25 t1_j6ph5kc wrote
Buy X stock
CTVT t1_j6ph59a wrote
Reply to What was the best year? by Mr_Knight888
2016
gaedarwinn t1_j6ph597 wrote
be confident and…just flirt but don’t be direct
Traffic_Nerd t1_j6ph4uo wrote
Walk in wearing pj's and a robe with some food on a plate. Every time a question is asked take a bite of the food and stare the interviewer in the eye as you answer, making sure food falls out of your mouth onto the plate. After the food is finished, ask for milk. If they don't have any, get angry and storm out.
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QueenError144 OP t1_j6phb9p wrote
Reply to Which one are you? Introvert or extrovert? by QueenError144
I'm an introvert