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Leading-Ad8510 t1_j6pgplb wrote
Pro: Very good supporter and advice giver
Con: I’m shy and antisocial
Richard_bunny69 t1_j6pgpl2 wrote
Reply to comment by Emystone- in places you recommend to travel and why? by [deleted]
night life is very active
D-Rez t1_j6pgpck wrote
Reply to comment by PissAndPooPoo in What was the first time you've ever "played with yourself"? by [deleted]
Grandad knocking over the pieces and telling me it's a dumb way to learn the game.
Icameforthenachos t1_j6pgp3i wrote
Reply to comment by Fearless_External932 in What movie has the greatest antagonist? by Semple-Y
Nurse Ratched. I absolutely hated her.
kiapro t1_j6pgoyc wrote
Electric toothbrush
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Fractal-Farter t1_j6pgnw2 wrote
An 8 track player
athnme t1_j6pgnmh wrote
Reply to comment by PissAndPooPoo in What was the first time you've ever "played with yourself"? by [deleted]
Yes
Neither_Presence_522 t1_j6pgnks wrote
Have children before you’re 40!
[deleted] OP t1_j6pgnkb wrote
Reply to What can realistically unite the world? by [deleted]
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ITeechYoKidsArt t1_j6pgmu5 wrote
Shoplift and pretend to be senile. Also works for using out of date coupons and getting the discount for the buffet.
purple_yosher t1_j6pgmit wrote
Reply to Whats the reasons wild animals only get seriously sick when they start eating our processed foods and what could somebody smart learn from this? by [deleted]
animals have their own dietary needs, generally based on their environment and where they fall on the carnivore-herbivore spectrum. for a example, a lion might thrive on a pure meat diet, while a cow would not be happy at all. one conclusion one can draw from this is that there is nuance to many situations.
athnme t1_j6pgm7l wrote
Papercut
TheMadShatterP00P t1_j6pgm5k wrote
When it's silent: exclaim loudly, "no ___, I will not have sex with you, stop asking!"
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[deleted] OP t1_j6pglku wrote
Reply to What are your thoughts on your spouse having or not having hobbies of their own? by [deleted]
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Odd_Nobody t1_j6pgljs wrote
Pros: Not poor and intelligent Cons: Unemployed and overweight
nerysk OP t1_j6pgl99 wrote
Whenever I see a car that doesn’t have LED headlights I assume it’s old AF. -ha-
Political_Lemming t1_j6pgl8y wrote
Chipotle
The_best_1234 t1_j6pgl1d wrote
Reply to What can realistically unite the world? by [deleted]
A better question is why? Are you a fascist who requires unity?
D-Rez t1_j6pgksm wrote
Reply to What can realistically unite the world? by [deleted]
Cooked carrots sucks.
CristinaLogan t1_j6pgkr1 wrote
4 friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion.
One goes to get food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
The first lady says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a Ferrari.
The second said her son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No. 3 said her son became an architect, started his own development company, and became so rich he built his best friend a castle.
The fourth lady came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz was about.
They told her about how successful their sons became and asked her about her son.
She said that her son is a gay stripper and he works in a strip club.
The other 3 said she must be very disappointed with her son for not becoming successful.
"Oh no!! He is doing extremely well” said the lady, "last week on his birthday he got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends..."
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Reply to comment by fubo in What will be the minimum required percentage of straight people required to prevent humans from going extinct? by disko123
Why does the donor need to be gay?