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EliseMcconnell t1_j6pg4xq wrote

Donald Trump was walking through Manhattan and saw a long queue. Wondering what is was for, he joined it.

People would look over their shoulder, see that is was Donald Trump behind them, and leave the queue, so he would proceed closer and closer to the front.

As he was getting closer to the head of the queue, he asked one guy, who also looked and was about to walk away, "Wait a second, what is this queue for and why are you now leaving it?"

The man said "This is the queue for Canadian Immigration Visas, but if you are getting one, I don't need one now."

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maveric_gamer t1_j6pg4ch wrote

I'm finally realizing before I answer that I overthink this sort of question - my main problem here is that I'm trying to think of how whatever mechanism this was would differentiate "falling damage" with any other type of blunt-force trauma that might be inflicted on a body, and the only real difference is what is moving according to Earth's reference frame.

But enough of that: I'd clearly need to go to some city and make bets that I could beat people in races to the bottom of a tall building by just jumping down the center of a stairwell or something.

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