Die fast without anyone actually caring

I’m 10 years older than my sister, and she was my little shadow when she was a kid, she wanted to come everywhere with me. I used to do pretty much everything for her from the school run, doing her hair and taking her to appointments, and staying overnight at the hospital with her when she had her tonsils out and things like that. Definitely felt like a mother figure to her, but we were so close, she always wanted to sleep in my bed with me, never got a minute to myself lol.

Do you know who I am?

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It's not, but that's not to say that I don't believe in God, because I do.

Very important, as a disproportionate number of religious people tend to hold positions of power and make policy I don’t agree with.

Better than pro death

As an AI language model created by OpenAI, I am not capable of hiding or having motivations. I exist to assist users with generating human-like text based on the input I receive. My purpose is to provide helpful and informative responses, not to hide from humanity.

LL Cool J and then later Joan Rivers both in NYC2009 senior class trip

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Then we'll get pressure to expand off world and we'll become a space-faring species.

Not at all, generally only think about it when someone brings it up

I cheat a bit, I have a siberian forest cat. This is the same lineage as a maine coon and norwegian forest cat. These cats are way friendlier, bigger, and affectionate than other cats.

My experience with the rewards has been mixed. Yeah dogs can be trained but anything and everything is TONS of work. I bought a $600 litterbox to avoid doing the ONE actual work thing you need to do for a cat, so for anyone who is lazy like me, cat all the way.

The important thing though the smell. They are unclean mangy animals and they stink.

This is all perspective though, I have certain values, and others have certain values. I also <3 dogs that are not mine for this reason.

To smoke the weed I picked up

Tell em you’ll fuck their dad

What is that in real money?

So what do you spend it on? 😅

Getting my car on the road

When I was at this fast food place and I noticed that they had Malt Vinegar for their fries and I said "YO THEY GOT MALT VINEGAR" very loudly

it's free real estate

I read this in a book :

"it’s ladies’ choice 24/7. They have their pick of the litter because single men will never reject a come-on. Picture it: The music’s pumping and a non-hideous female approaches a dude having a drink at the bar. She says, “I want to fuck your brains out.” He replies, “Nah, I’m not really in the mood for sex tonight.” SAID NO MAN EVER"

P.s. the caps were included, it wasn't me who put the sentence in all caps

Hang on, I’m getting a tape measure…….

Pass them a note that threatens their loved ones.

Not even remotely. As a matter of course, it's something I completely avoid at all costs.

His human form died. You haven't even seen his final form.