Bring my mother as a support person

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Yes

A night at the police station

Papa johns

I believe they have no income tax and a low cost of living

Depends on the person I think

defenestration

Evening anxiety. It doesn't matter if I've had a bad day or a great day. It's still gonna be there like:

"Hello from the anxiety siiiiide, I have visited you a thousand tiiiiimes, and I'm sorry, for trashing your evening nights, it's just that I don't think you should have a smile anymore"

Simple, because I wouldn't let someone kill a newborn so why would I let them kill a fetus? Like it or not, in the end that fetus IS a baby.

And for people who say "what id the baby will grow up in poverty", that isn't an excuse, because that that logic you could murder little kids of poor families to save them the burden of growing up in poverty too.

Offer to the chance for the average poor child or adult to kill themselves and see how many take you up on that offer. Not much, why? Because most people want to live. It shouldn't be your choice to decide whether or not they should live based on what their ecomomic situation could be.

Although I am pro-abortion IF the baby a high chance of killing the mother.

Just sit there smile be amazing...but keep farting...quiet ones..let them build then cock ya leg to the side and rip while mid sentence. The key is to act like nothing happened!

Data indicates men cheat more.

Women have more options? Men have plenty of options. If anything, every time I'm in a relationship, and it's evident to women, they seem to hit on me more. Women are even nicer to me in public if I'm with a woman - it's like they think, "Ok, so he can't be completely terrible if a woman is willing to put up with him."

Class A douchebaggery is when people are rude to those who are forced to be nice to them (waiters, customer service reps, etc).

Writing people's names incorrectly on their drinks on purpose.

Still the same beep

Japan's McDonald's is 10/10

That’s interesting, so let’s say you were gonna be born vaginally and last minute it’s a c-section, does the oxygen magically cause a souls to spontaneously occur? What if you are a premie? Does the soul not show up till later? I’m honestly curious as to where the soul comes from.

Getting away with it (All Messed Up) - James.

When looking at who is talking, look between their eyes. They will feel like you are looking through them not at them and start to feel uncomfortable. I do this when my boss pisses me off. Fun every time.

I've thought it might be amusing to get a vibrating butt plug and wear that. They are never silent and there's no chance the interviewer would not hear it (assuming an in-person interview). If they said anything like "do you hear that buzzing?" I would always deny, deny, deny.

It's not the MOST awkward, but it's something I think about.

Interview them instead

Yes

You had me in the first half ngl.

Why you need others to eat ? I need company only for drinks 🍺!