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Nagato_69 OP t1_j6p0mtv wrote
Reply to comment by WhenAllElseFail in What's the most down bad thing you've ever done? by Nagato_69
ain't no way 💀
bdbr t1_j6p0lt2 wrote
Reply to comment by obscureferences in What is a part of your everyday life that you absolutely hate? by Morganmoo12
It sucks when you hate something and do it grudgingly because you're trying to be responsible, but then you have to listen to people who can't just STFU about how great it is
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WhenAllElseFail t1_j6p0jjx wrote
one time i fucked a banana peel
CapG_13 t1_j6p0itq wrote
That they're nurturing by nature
niavelaraya t1_j6p0igf wrote
Reply to comment by FiftyShadesOfMe650 in What beverage makes you feel like you’ll piss your pants? by FiftyShadesOfMe650
Tequila!
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FLOOR! lol
JamesRitchey t1_j6p0hqj wrote
Reply to comment by OrigamiApple in If you were given 1 billion dollars to spend but couldn’t not spend it on yourself, how would you spend it? by ImLostInTheForrest
To save, to own, or to eat?
Western_Mud8694 t1_j6p0h2a wrote
Hmmm 😻💋👩❤️👨🍑♥️
floydfanatic872 t1_j6p0ebl wrote
Reply to comment by DelusionalGorilla in What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? by Flowerlamps
Damnit, now I feel like I need to do both
Sovreign_grounds t1_j6p0dlu wrote
Reply to comment by StuckInNov1999 in anti-gun right people, whats your perspective of guns? by bigfeeetz
We banned alcohol in the 20s, it didn't take. Other countries have banned guns today, it takes pretty fucking well.
You can't just mix some fruit juice and yeast to make a gun. Guns don't just "happen" by accident from leaving some fruit juice in your cellar for too long.
Alcohol is social lubricant that has been around for thousands of years. Firearms are literally made for one purpose, to destroy things.
networkdrifter t1_j6p0bng wrote
How they can remember that one mistake from eight years, four months, two days, at 11:52am, but forget where their car keys went.
badb-crow t1_j6p07os wrote
Reply to If you time traveled back to the year you were born. How would you survive for a year before your rescue time machine showed up? by [deleted]
I mean, the long ago days of 1987 weren't that primitive.
TheRealSkylerHaze t1_j6p05cd wrote
Sitting on my computer for hours instead of being outside
IAmASwarmOfBees t1_j6p044u wrote
Reply to If you time traveled back to the year you were born. How would you survive for a year before your rescue time machine showed up? by [deleted]
Like I do today? I'd go to school as usual, etc. Would it be diferent? Yes. No smartphone, no fast internet, etc, but like I survived when I was a kid, so why wouldn't I survive now?
nozer00 t1_j6p03m4 wrote
Reply to If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or deceased, who would it be and what topics would you like to discuss? by robin_buns
Jesus
Ask him what’s my mission In life
Keyblades4Real t1_j6p02wh wrote
Reply to comment by queenrosybee in What are some red flags that you’ve seen at weddings where you knew the marriage wasn’t going to last? by queenrosybee
The Quest 2. They required a Facebook then. So now I have one.
DelusionalGorilla t1_j6p02az wrote
Reply to comment by Tight_Ad2181 in What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? by Flowerlamps
The best mushrooms grow on dung. If it’s dry it’s okay.
POPCORN_CN t1_j6p00c6 wrote
“You do not beg the sun for mercy” From dune messiah
Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy t1_j6ozzcp wrote
I’m a more emotionally sensitive guy so I appreciate actually being able to talk to women about feelings and processing them.
Asianbrad1 t1_j6ozxiy wrote
Suck me off straight after anal
queenrosybee OP t1_j6ozw94 wrote
Reply to comment by Keyblades4Real in What are some red flags that you’ve seen at weddings where you knew the marriage wasn’t going to last? by queenrosybee
What Oculus?
DelusionalGorilla t1_j6ozvwg wrote
Reply to comment by AGlitchedNPC in What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? by Flowerlamps
That makes zero sense, you walk around all day touching the whole world and then you grab your dick with those filthy hands?
BithTheBlack t1_j6ozu1k wrote
The only way global equality is possible is when everyone is dead.
[deleted] t1_j6p0n92 wrote
Reply to What's your favourite tea bag? by AWildNortherner
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