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Mochatitan1 t1_j6oztiw wrote
They arent men.
AWildNortherner OP t1_j6ozseb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's your favourite tea bag? by AWildNortherner
Sorry
robin_buns OP t1_j6ozro0 wrote
Reply to comment by kerfpos in If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or deceased, who would it be and what topics would you like to discuss? by robin_buns
I would like it to be Robin Williams in Jumanji. Is it too much to ask? 🥺🥺🥺
[deleted] t1_j6ozr0g wrote
Reply to If you were given 1 billion dollars to spend but couldn’t not spend it on yourself, how would you spend it? by ImLostInTheForrest
Give it to charity, I guess.
HooShKab00sh t1_j6ozqgg wrote
NFL stadium during a game.
Not embarrassing really, just... unexpected.
POPCORN_CN t1_j6ozq0f wrote
Their mystery
DelusionalGorilla t1_j6ozp1e wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? by Flowerlamps
That’s primal but not unhygienic, they sweat a bit but if they don’t leave their room what’s the point. Save some water, save the earth.
chickenandbisket t1_j6ozoko wrote
Henny and c4 makes me want to piss and shit myself
Brssps t1_j6oznn3 wrote
I work at a bar, and cleaning the bathrooms fall under my responsibility. That being said, the amount of times I'll be cleaning in the restroom, and some guy will come in pee (or poop), look at me, and just walk out without washing his hands. It's so gross! And surprisingly common...
pIeurer t1_j6ozidu wrote
Breakfast. I'm hungry but for some reason it makes me feel sick whenever I try to eat something.
AGlitchedNPC t1_j6ozgle wrote
Reply to comment by DelusionalGorilla in What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? by Flowerlamps
No, you do it before you leave after you've been touching your genitals
UltraCoolPimpDaddy t1_j6ozgi8 wrote
Reply to If you were given 1 billion dollars to spend but couldn’t not spend it on yourself, how would you spend it? by ImLostInTheForrest
My dog could use a new 10 bedroom house, Ferrari, yacht, and maybe even a small private jet. I'll just be there to share it with him.
Tight_Ad2181 t1_j6ozegd wrote
Dig undigested corn out of shit
Keyblades4Real t1_j6ozdum wrote
Reply to What are some red flags that you’ve seen at weddings where you knew the marriage wasn’t going to last? by queenrosybee
One look at the guy and I go "He looks like a psychopath." He was. I didn't attend the wedding but the Bride posted a pic and it was one of the only times I bothered with Social Media before the Oculus came out.
Improvedandconfused t1_j6ozdlh wrote
Reply to What are some red flags that you’ve seen at weddings where you knew the marriage wasn’t going to last? by queenrosybee
My cousin’s wedding. My cousin was the bride, and her husband (the groom) was drinking vodka straight from the bottle as he was standing waiting for her to arrive. By the time she walked down the aisle he was thoroughly drunk, and when she reached him you could see the moment she smelled the alcohol on his breath and gave him a dirty look. I knew straight away it won’t last. Although they did stay together 18 months which was longer than I would have thought.
Routine_Magazine_466 t1_j6ozcnn wrote
Reply to comment by SoggySpicey2645 in What profession is sexualized too much? by PerthectLithp
Beat me to it
Sovreign_grounds t1_j6oz82f wrote
Reply to comment by bigfeeetz in anti-gun right people, whats your perspective of guns? by bigfeeetz
Guns are instant and assumed to be relatively painless. That's why they are the preffered method for suicide. Same reason they are the preferred method for homicide. So having increased access to guns does increase the suicide rate.
kerfpos t1_j6oz7cj wrote
Reply to comment by kerfpos in If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or deceased, who would it be and what topics would you like to discuss? by robin_buns
and doodoo feces
LIDevilsFan t1_j6oz5r5 wrote
Reply to If you were given 1 billion dollars to spend but couldn’t not spend it on yourself, how would you spend it? by ImLostInTheForrest
Well since I "couldn't not" spend it on myself, I'd spend it on myself.
kerfpos t1_j6oz5nd wrote
Reply to If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or deceased, who would it be and what topics would you like to discuss? by robin_buns
Michael Jackson and his role in men in black
DelusionalGorilla t1_j6oz48p wrote
Reply to comment by AGlitchedNPC in What's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen someone do? by Flowerlamps
That’s cause you wash your hands as you enter the bathroom, not when you leave.
Ok-Inspection-7500 t1_j6oz1dc wrote
Starting with making things equitable, then work on equality
Eayzee t1_j6oz15n wrote
Reply to If you were given 1 billion dollars to spend but couldn’t not spend it on yourself, how would you spend it? by ImLostInTheForrest
Double it and give it to the next person
Miguenzo OP t1_j6oz0ss wrote
Reply to comment by fuckitweredoingitliv in Where is the most embarrassing place that you fell asleep? by Miguenzo
I was at the dentist today and was having a hard time staying awake during my cleaning
Current-Molasses-172 OP t1_j6oztyj wrote
Reply to comment by ComprehensiveResult1 in How can global inequality be solved? by Current-Molasses-172
What would you do with the money?